Which of these pairs have you personally seen more of?

I don't pay attention to that shit, not enough space in my brain to care. If I see an odd couple, I might giggle internally but it's not something I keep track of.

Go ahead and say it, I'm a shallow bitch. I have attractive female friends who date dudes who are err... lower than them on the scale of 1-10. Usually there is impregnation/raising a deadbeat's kid involved. Either way, I think those guys are doing pretty damned good.

*Awaits onslaught of comments describing, in detail, my shallowness*

Guys can't compete with those body parts. So number 2!