Which of these heat exhaustion induced text messages do you like

Shuggy here and I plucked these from text messages between my dad and I. Where my dad was inspire/delirious from heat exhaustion. I hope you enjoy them, pick a favorite and add your own bad/punny jokes =D

P.S. idk why pufferfish was so amusing to him xD

Pufferfish 'did ya pufferfish? "nah, but I saw 'er clam" 0
Pufferfish 'did ya pufferfish? "couldnt she 'ad 'er urchin w'er" 0
Did you pufferfish? No i made anenome 0
Did you pufferfish? Wasn't able to get past the seal 0
Did you pufferfish? Hush puppy! 1
Did you Pufferfish? No blowhole 0
Did you pufferfish? settled for some cuttlefish 1
Did you pufferfish? Frigate i said! I just saw the Dock! (My favorite) 0
Did you pufferfish? Why? whats the catch? 1
Did you pufferfish? NO... I'm not a buoy 3
(Mine) Did you pufferfish? can you be more pacific? 6
(Mine) Did you pufferfish? Are you squidding me!? 2
(me) Whale i wanted to chip in (dad) it was killer (me) shore was 3
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  • DemonicFortuneCookie

    the last one.

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  • TheOneWhoComesFromEnordro

    the 11th one: Did you pufferfish? Can you be more pacific?

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