Which of these crimes have you committed?

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Burglary/Theft 16
Property Damage 0
Spousal Abuse 0
Child Abuse 1
Arson 0
Rape 2
Littering 11
Trespassing 9
Animal Cruelty 1
Loitering 3
Incest 6
Murder 2
More than 1 of these 25
I never committed a crime 23
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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    Well there was this one time that I happened to break into someones house after loitering outside with the help of my wife who actually was my sister cousin but she was being too noisy so I punched her in the mouth which got the attention of the house owners dog which yelped really loudly when I tried to kick it which in turn woke the family up, I decided to murder the guy but his wife was really fit so I had my way with her and threw the condom on the floor after, their child was being really noisy crying so I slapped it till it shut up then I stole a loaf of bread and burnt down the house to get rid of all the evidence...... this only happened once though so don't judge me....

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      Pffft this was just another tuesday for me

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Cool story bro

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    • The_Devil
      11 years ago

      I love you man

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    • purpleflower
      11 years ago

      The first comment is always the best.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    From your list...

    Theft, I was poor and hungry at the time and I stole some food to eat from the market.

    Littering, I was young and stupid. I am not proud of it.

    Trespassing, mostly to play pranks.

    Loitering, no good story there.

    Others that are not on your list.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Hmm. I've stolen stuff, damaged other peoples property, littered, loitered, trespassed and drove drunk and drugged. Nothing major that I can remember. I haven't raped yet but I know I will. That's not nice! I'm sorry :(

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    • Shackleford96
      11 years ago

      Good thing I brought my rape whistle!

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  • MissKira
    8 years ago

    I did a couple of the bad ones...and littering >.>

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  • midgiebites
    11 years ago

    yeah whoever did rape you sicken me, damn i feel innocent littering and pinching from a shop is the worst ive done!

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    What was the point of this? Are you a cop?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      No, I'm not a cop. I'm just curious to know what crime(s) people on here committed.

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  • paradox90
    11 years ago

    Yes, I have murd... no, nothing.

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  • AmberAustri
    11 years ago

    When I was 10 I stole a bouncy ball from a dollar store because it had stars in it

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  • Rare
    11 years ago

    None listed

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  • Living_Too_Late
    11 years ago

    I was a nawtee youth. Theft/shoplifting, vandalism, getting wasted (drugs/alcohol), I'd steal cars while trashed but never when sober. Was never into violence/abuse. As teenagers we played games that involved trespassing and if I could get somewhere quicker by cutting through someone's property I would. I still like to get wasted occasionally but, that exception aside, I've been law abiding for 30 years now.

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