Which of these are you doing to please the elites' boners?
What are you doing to ensure your status as fap material for our overlords?
| Paying your landlord's mortgage | 2 | |
| Eating insects, like a fuckton of people on this planet | 0 | |
| Having loads of hot gay sex | 4 | |
| Not producing genetic failures of your own | 5 | |
| Avoid showers, cleancels be seething over possumchads | 0 | |
| Union busting | 0 | |
| None of these | 5 | |
| All of these | 1 | |
| Other | 1 |