Which of these animals would win in a fight? 2

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I recently did moose vs bull, and the bull won by a huge margin. Now we put two different animals on the arena. Which one will come out as victorious? This will be a part of a tournament, so the winner will move-on to another round. I'll only stick to using males.

Some facts about each animal

Grizzly bear:
Weight: 270 kg / 595 Pounds
Speed: 48 km/h / 30 MPH
Advantages: Huge claws, much stronger biting force.

Eastern lowland gorilla:

Weight: 210 kg / 462 Pounds
Speed: 35 km/h / 22 MPH
Advantages: Significantly more intelligent, Physically stronger, Longer & more useable arms, more athletic

Grizzly Bear 29
Eastern Lowland Gorilla 19
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  • brutus
    5 years ago

    None, they will become beer buddies and will go to a bar to get drunk.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Why are some people saying the gorilla would win?

    Sure, it's more intelligent, but it would take more hits from the claw-less gorilla to fell the heavy bear.

    Whereas, a few good swipes from the grizzly could probably have the gorilla bleeding heavily, already at a disadvantage.

    The grizzly bear is simply armed better, though I would prefer to see the gorilla win.

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    • raisinbran
      5 years ago

      Not to mention one is an aggressive carnivore with a bad temper, whereas the other is an herbivore that sits around chewing leaves all day.

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        I suppose the assumption would be that the gorilla is also pissed for some reason, and is heartily engaging the bear in combat.

        Still, you're right. The bear has more experience tearing up other animals.

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  • Vvaas
    5 years ago

    once the grizzly gets a hold of the gorilla whether with fangs or claws it's over for the gorilla

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  • WewLaddie
    5 years ago

    Watch TierZoo on youtube, it's related to this and such a great channel

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  • Tato
    5 years ago

    Last match was a hoax.

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  • Shackleford96
    5 years ago

    Hands down the bear, if only because he has better weapons naturally. If the gorilla had some armor and a big ass club or something... Then it would probably be a little more even. Lol.

    This is like some real life Pokemon shit right here. Lol

    On another note, I saw a trailer for detective Pikachu recently. Although I was skeptical at first, I kind of want to see it.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    I think a gorilla would fuck up a grizzly if it wanted to. They are so fast and agile and have hands and everything... And I would guess they're a lot smarter than a bear but I don't actually know because I haven't researched it.

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  • Ummitsstillme
    5 years ago

    Grizzly bear no question. It has claws and teeth and size and strength. I think Mike Tyson fucked up a silverback in his prime, no way a grizzly.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      There no way a human could fuck up a fully grown silverback in a fair fight.

      I doubt the gorilla was being very aggressive, 'cause all it would've had to do is rage.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    I would prefer to see the grizzly win.

    However, I really think the gorilla would come out on top. That is unless the gorilla got caught for even a second, then it would be history.

    Why this match-up anyways?

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      I would want to root for the gorilla, but gorillas really aren't that aggressive.

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  • nikkiclaire
    5 years ago

    Only sick fucks have an interest in seeing animals maul each other.

    I prefer this matchup.

    O.P vs a tank full of box jellyfish.

    It's an even matchup since neither have a brain.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago | pl

      You don't like Pokemon I see.

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      • nikkiclaire
        5 years ago

        No I'm not 10 years old.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          Well, to be fair, most people who are into it nowadays are 20-somethings.

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          • nikkiclaire
            5 years ago

            That may be why I prefer the company of dogs.

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            • RoseIsabella
              5 years ago

              Sometimes I think my cat, and I would like a dog. We would need a really smart, gentle, affectionate, and chill dog, or maybe an older dog who is mentally, and emotionally more able to relate to my cat. My cat/best friend will be 12 years old in February, and it's a scary thought. I just wish I could give him more years!

              Animals are infinitely more interesting than video games, anime or Pokémon to me, girlfriend! It's a real shame that dogs, and cats don't live longer.

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            • BlindSpot
              5 years ago

              Hehehe

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        • IrishPotato
          5 years ago

          What's wrong with Pokemon?

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          • nikkiclaire
            5 years ago

            I didn't say there was anything wrong with Pokemon. Wanting to see animals kill each other....that's what I have problems with.

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            • IrishPotato
              5 years ago

              Nothing to do with Pokemon then.

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            • RoseIsabella
              5 years ago

              Did you ever hear of Sharky the pitbull? OMG! You must look him up, he was a real angel of a dog, and made friends with so many other animals!

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        I only like animal fights for entertainment when they're hypothetical, or naturally occur for mating rights.

        And not gonna lie, Pokemon annoys me. The show and game are basically some cunt beating up animals, then commanding them to fight.

        Then, the "trainers" pretend that they're strong when the Pokemon win, though they've barely done shit.

        Persona 5 is so much better.

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    • SomeEmoLord
      5 years ago

      Jesus, PETA here

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