Which of the following desserts do you absolutely hate the most?

God I fucking hate cupcakes. To me they barely pass as a dessert because of how artificial and disgustingly sweet they are.

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  • I can't decide, you pick.

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    • Alvex

      I know, really. Why did this op have to torture us with such a difficult choice to make!? Should I choose cupcakes, or cupcakes? Shit! I can't decide either!!

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  • MrsEdGein

    Any dessert with dark chocolate because I don't like it's bitter taste but I love milk and white chocolate though.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I don't like flan. It tastes like if caramel puked and tried to pass it on as food. People find that one weird because I'm Puerto Rican.
    XD
    There are some good cupcake recipes out there that don't taste like mass produced plastic. Look them up.
    :)

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    • RoseIsabella

      Oh, say it ain't so. I must confess that I really like flan. I also really like dolce de leche, and guava candy.

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      • wigz

        Dunkin Donuts has a dulce de leche coffee and it's so good!

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        • RoseIsabella

          It sounds great!

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Guava candy is pretty good. I've tried dulce de leche and I couldn't like it. Every family gathering I go to is usually guaranteed to have a cake this flavor, so I'm trying to get used to it. XD
        What are your thoughts on dark chocolate?

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        • RoseIsabella

          I also really love Dutch chocolate ice cream!

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Never tried Dutch chocolate. Might give it a go. As long as it's good topped on a hot brownie, that's what matters. XD

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            • RoseIsabella

              I love Bluebell Dutch Chocolate ice cream with hot peanutbutter and honey on top!

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      • mauzi

        Flan is awesome although I can imagine why some people don't like it, it's a bit odd textured. creme brulee is great too

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  • Hansberger

    I love cupcakes, they're so delightful! There's nothing wrong with a cupcake with a glace (that's pronounced glass-ay) cherry on top, but I don't want to sound condescending.

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  • caughtinafairytale

    but do you like cake?

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  • eeeekkk

    The chocolate ones are alright. But every other flavor is just gross.

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  • Indigo1

    you have to get cupcakes with whipped cream frosting!

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  • darkred

    The worst dessert and possibly one of the worst foods on Earth is cheesecake.

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  • jojo_potato

    I love anything with mint and chocolate in it

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  • chuy

    Tres leches cake

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    • chuy

      I don't hate it I love it

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  • wigz

    You know what I don't like about cupcakes? How many is enough (or too much)? Like, if you eat 3 it seems like a lot but it probably equals a slice of cake. But you look like a hog, taking 3 of them! And then if it's the mini ones, 6 is about right but you have to look normal and polite so you take one or 2 but that's even more unsatisfying. Cake should make you happy, dammit!

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  • raisinbran

    I hate anything with coconut shavings.

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  • Cupcakes can have a lot of variety depending on who made them or where you got them.

    The ones at the grocery store have way too much icing, and they are too sugary in my opinion, but they're still tasty.

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  • Nikclaire

    Cupcakes are obnoxiously hard to eat. I always get the frosting somewhere undesirable.

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  • SKDM007

    thank god "skip to see results" is another option

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  • megadriver

    I hate pretty much all artificial sugary sweets. Especially ones that are just sugar.

    A good desert is a nice cake, or ice cream, fruits, chocolate mousse, just chocolate. But none of that cheap garbage.

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  • cheap chocolate, damn that stuff is gross

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  • LloydAsher

    Key lime pie, and some types of cheesecake. Any other deserts I’m all for.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I like cupcakes, they are delicious, but I really love birthday cake.

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  • libertybell

    Carrot cake, cheesecake, anything with cream cheese frosting.

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  • leggs91200

    Well obviously there is only one choice.

    Did you know though that one time someone got executed because the said, "I hate cheesecake".

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    • Alvex

      Executed for hating cheesecake? Lol. What country was that law passed so harshly??

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      • leggs91200

        I was kidding but if a law WERE to pass, it would probably be in some allah snackbar country

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Red velvet cake

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    • Alvex

      That I like. Try it with cherry icing on top

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      • Ummitsstillme

        No. Red food coloring tastes like bug spray.

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        • mauzi

          Huuuh thats what it was!? This post reminded me, the last cupcake i had was pretty damn good except there was a weird bitter taste that no one else seemed to notice. it had pink and red frosting. do only certain people taste that??

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