Which name is the worst?

Shawna 15
Rasputin 87
Peggy 30
Other (comment with the name) 40
Melva 16
Belinda 11
Eugene 15
Melvin 11
Rusty 19
Bernard 10
Hector 4
Ronald 6
Lester 13
Harold 2
Bruce 4
Rufus 21
Agnus 56
Gus 20
Maggie 5
Gilbert 5
Horris 30
Prudence 58
Howard 7
Gertrude 95
Helga 44
Chester 7
Selma 12
Sid 11
Herman 11
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Comments ( 56 )
  • Have the last name Lester? Name your son Moe.

    Problem, son?

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  • zchristian

    Dick Assman... Funny still bad...

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  • Ixu

    Lafawnda

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  • BlueAlice

    Candida.... WHY would anyone want their daughter named after a vaginal infection?!

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  • CheekyChihuahua

    Bertha

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    • Koda

      I agree. Was my grandmother's name, poor thing.

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  • Techfreak14

    I laugh whenever I hear the name "Gertrude"... bahaha

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  • pem24

    Chthulu.

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  • dom180

    Dick.

    And Rasputin is a great name.

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  • bemah

    What i love Eugene. It's such a sweet name. Why is Eugene on the list????

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  • BluePegasus

    What, no Olga?

    Once I bought something on ebay from a person whose name on the return address was literally "Helga Fuggly." She's probably a really nice lady, but wow, what an unfortunate name.

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  • lukeuser

    Wow, I voted for the most voted one. Cool.

    I'm going to call my son Rasputin, maybe it will give him immortality...I'm joking. I'm not going to have a son.

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  • tem

    It was hard to pick between Gertrude, Helga, and Eugene, but I have to go with Gertrude.

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  • Wubwubwub

    Bertha

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  • MahBoi24

    Shaneequa

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  • disthing

    Morag.

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  • Wyim89

    Keith

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    • diaperwolf21

      Fuck you asswipe! Keith is an awesome name!

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    • MissyLeyneous

      YES.

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  • Horris is the worst, hands down.

    I didnt even realize that could be a name.

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    • Murun

      I think it's Horace, misspelt.

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  • DrinaVonCheez

    Cecily, Mildred, Alondra, Felicia lol

    BYE FULISHAAA!

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  • FocoUS

    Aw man, I kinda liked gertrude.

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

    Gertrude or GTFO:

    http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll215/jorennejf/Memes/GTFO.png

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    • mimimi

      I like the name Gertrude. You gtfo.

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      • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

        I feel sorry for your children.

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  • 123456789assssssss

    dick.

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  • AB1234

    I didn't vote for a "worst" name among those, but my frosh year I knew a kid named "Rusty." Giant nerd with the cutest ass this side of San Diego. The things I'd have done to him if I'd had the guts...

    So it depends on who's wearing the name; hot is hot.

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  • Bigheart15

    Happy to see my name was not on there!

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  • charli.m

    There were a few Dorcas' in our family.

    I still can't believe it's a name :/

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  • Caryopteris

    We misspelled Horace (not Horris).

    My mother came this close to naming me Gertrude! It is apparently a popular name in our family, but hopefully it has died out now.

    I dated a Howard. I work for a Rusty. My sister's first hubby went by Gene as his middle name was Eugene. His real first name was worse.

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  • Ep1cWaffles

    Ok, in all truthfulness, I know a person named Jenna Tilly.
    SERIOUSLY.

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  • Jfdp

    Nelson Mandelas' real name is Gholighlaghla

    I can understand why the foreign papers went with "Nelson" Instead

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  • BloodRedAndTrue

    Rufus! bumfights!

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  • Koda

    Dating more than one awful Kayla has caused me to hate the name with a passion. I have yet to meet an intelligent non-slutty Kayla. Most of the names I hate belonged to people I didn't get along with. I hate the name Aidan and any name that rhymes with it as well.

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  • Ep1cWaffles

    I know this person named Mr. Assholedickpenispoopyhead.

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    • 123456789assssssss

      dude don't put my name on the internet you fuck.

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  • Ibelievethis

    Trevor, constance and Judith. xx

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  • diaperwolf21

    Rumple Stiltskin is the worst name ever!

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  • keridwen

    One grandma named Bertha, the other one Odell. Yikes!

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  • GuessWho

    Most of those are terrible names.

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  • Legion

    every time I hear or see the name Agnes, it reminds me of Monty Python.

    (two Black spots move in a house together)
    first woman:"Agnes, did you see who moved in next door"?
    Agnes:"yeah, black as the ace of spades they were, oh well, there goes the neighborhood!"

    one of my favorite shows of all time!

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  • DannyKanes

    Yolanda

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Ewwwww!!!!

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  • blahblahface123

    Paris hilton... ._.
    Or Shanaynay (Actual name)

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  • kittehkatt

    sukdeep

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  • VsegdaTemnata

    Rasputin fuckin' BOSS. Don't you put him down. Besides, his first name was Grigori, the Russian equivalent of Gregory. I don't think anyone uses "Rasputin" as a first name. But if they did, THEY BETTER FEEL HONORED.

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  • shiftyy

    we dont need another bernard on this planet.

    and btw rasputin is a freakin aweomse baws name!

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  • hughater

    I despise the names; john lee bobbie sylvia jesse carol ray may. And I totally hate it when people spell names weird so no one can say them, cause they think it's cool

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  • FluffieBunnie

    Had to pick "other" because I have a great hatred for any name abusing the letters "y," "z," or "x."

    "Alyxxzandrya" does not spell "Alexandria"
    "Mylez" does not spell "Miles"

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  • computasaysnoo

    I burst out laughing at Prudence, Bahahha.

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  • Corleone

    Zack

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  • x1frosty16

    I've always hated the name Anthony. Just hate everything about it and I don't know why lol

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  • theaverageatheist

    Dalmata: wich in Italian means dalmation, still is was popular there
    then:
    Shane,Blaine,Asdrubale and chavy names like Brittany,o Merchedes

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  • ILikeToPickMySkin

    I hate names like Lauren, Brittany, Tiffany, Emily, Brandy, Nicole, and the like. They're preppy common names.

    I also hate ghetto black names. You can say that "ShaNayNay" is a real name all you want but I'm just going to tell you to grow up and pick a human name. I'm not saying to pick a mainstream name but shit... "LaQueesha"? Go fuck yourself.

    Some white people do it too. Like the celebs who name their kids Rainbow, Apple, Pilot, etc. Damn.

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    • MissyLeyneous

      Don't forget Blanket.

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