Which name is best for a boy?

I'm going for a country themed name, help me decide which one is best. If you have a suggestion, please comment. However I strongly dislike the name "Jethro" so please don't suggest that!

I'm pretty sure the middle name will be Bo-Duke.

Bocephus 3
Clyde 23
Trigger 7
Bodean 6
Jed 17
Eustice 6
Junior 10
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  • Avant-Garde

    None of these.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    Looks like you're already setting your kid up for a fine position at the local swag office, McDonald's with those God awful names.

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  • Moonbow

    They all suck. Don't saddle a kid with any of those dipshit names. Other kids will make fun of him and make his life miserable.

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    • spark007

      If you think they all suck, why does your username end with "bow"?
      Just wondering

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    • I think you're wrong. Many people around here have similar names.

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      • scamps027

        Where do you live? Why would anyone give their child Trigger or Bodean as a name? I feel sorry for the kid.

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  • bananaface

    Bodean Bo-Duke? Bobo? I'm sure that won't get him bullied. From your list, I think I prefer Jed. If you're having a hard time, then maybe wait til he's born, and see which one feels right. Although, I suppose having a name ready is probably the best way to go about it.:P

    Congratulations, by the way:D! Aww, I'm growing rather fond of Bobo actually.:/

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    • I didn't think of that! Well virtually nobody will really know his middle name though.

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    • charli.m

      Hah! I thought exactly the same :)

      I'm not a huge fan of any of the names on your list, OP, but that's none of my business. The top ones from your list, I think, would be Jed, Trigger and Clyde.

      Definitely not Bodean with Bo-Duke as the middle name hehe. Bocephus...I just see a lot of teasing with that one. Probably stay clear of B names if the middle name's a B.

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  • kingsleycrowne

    Before he's born, call him Cletus. Cletus the fetus!

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  • anti-hero

    Festus.

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    • Avant-Garde

      Its like a festering fetus.

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  • Coolieo

    Honestly you should pick something like.. hmm. I think the majority of people picked Clyde is because it was the only one that sounded normal, and wouldn't get him bullied. From what you think sounds sweet for your baby boy, I'd come up with a few: Cam, Braden, and Jared. Tell me what you picked, please! ;D

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  • Johnsonj006

    I know it's your kid but these names are awful. & Bo-Duke is just hideous.

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  • DonnieLighto

    BTW - Don't you want a better life for him? This is a huge mistake. It's going to stunt his opportunities in life. If you insist on going country, something like "Jefferson" will allow him to use "Jeff" as he grows up.

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  • redoctober

    Satan

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  • nelly96

    Jed or Clyde, as those are the only names I could see the kid passing school through without getting beaten up everyday. And you'd kind of be risking it with Jed or Clyde anyway.
    Personally, I like the country name "Sue-Bob".
    Dunno, I just think it's funny.

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  • Micah

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    • shuggy-chan

      No name him an actual respectable name, like Ian

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      • Or chan

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        • shuggy-chan

          Well Chan how I use it, is a suffix, used in japanese

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          • spark007

            Yes, it can be an ending for girls. I speak Japanese ^^
            lol is it even natural for me to jump up and down every time someone speaks about my language? O.O

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          • my gf's name is Zan but I call her chan sometimes lol

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  • Kiddles9

    Known of these are names I'd pick for a kid but it I had to I'd pick Jed because I know someone with that name. It's not an extremely weird name like Trigger, it's not an unpronounceable like Bocephus and it's not a grandpa name like Clyde. It's kind of cute in my opinion.

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  • Mordin_Solus

    Mordin Solus, Garrus Vakarian, Commander Shepard, all galactic *sniff* Badasses

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  • spark007

    I like Jed and Jared. Either 1 of those for a first name. Maybe Clyde, or even better, Kade.

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  • DonnieLighto

    Much better reading this post while listening to "Foggy Mountain Breakdown"

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  • redrosesinspace

    The name "Bo-Duke" sounds like "Bo-Dyke".

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  • robbieforgotpw

    Pooter

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  • Fabulous

    Always wanted to name a boy Tony Bigcock. He could be famous.

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  • BEALZIBUB.

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  • Ldizzy1234

    Its really not my place to say, but I don't really think any of these are good names. I think they'd all have him cruising for a bruising, sadly. Maybe Jed is alright, but I still think he'll get picked on.

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  • noodle76

    cleff

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  • noodle76

    cletus

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  • NotStrangeBird

    Elvis.

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    • That's not allowed! There's only 1 Elvis.

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  • Moneybagschest

    I really like the name Clyde.

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  • BlueAlice

    From yuor list, my personal favourites are Jeb and Eustice.

    How about

    -Jared
    -Jarob
    -Malachi
    -Elwood
    ?

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    • shuggy-chan

      I love u suggest a blue brothers name for his kid lol

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      • BlueAlice

        HEH!

        I was actually thinking of this sketch when I came up with the name you're talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTfwb2NW0-Y&list=UUlgnHe6d_8F-7dI0O1tv90g (12:30-13:09)

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  • Schulyar

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  • howaminotmyself

    When you said "country" I immediately thought geography. The names Peru, Chad, Morocco, Togo, etc. came to mind.

    But as for a rural country sort of name, the first one that comes to mind is Cletus. Although that's a terrible name.

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    • I don't like Cletus either!

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