Which most [something] person in the world would you become?

Given the choice, would you become the…

Most intelligent person in the world (most raw cognitive ability) 9
Most beautiful person in the world (most appealing facial features) 3
Most athletic person in the world (all round 'best' body) 2
Richest person in the world (most money and/or riches) 9
Wisest person in the world (most overall knowledge) 5
Happiest person in the world (most joyful and fulfilling life) 24
Most powerful person in the world (most people under control) 3
Most moral person in the world (committed the least wrongs) 0
I'd just stay as plain old me 7
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  • college

    I'd say happiest because then the rest wouldn't really matter to me.

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    • RainbowDischarge

      I didn't even think of that..fuck

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    • Anime7

      Win.

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    • kelili

      Me too..

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  • thegypsysailor

    Right now I'd settle for getting to be the oldest. I'm in a relationship with a wonderful gal and we are having a great time together. It will end soon, with her brokenhearted and me sinking into the depths, as food for the fish, so if I could delay that by 30 good years, I'd like that.

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  • Anime7

    Nah going to lie I'm really content just being myself. It seems like all of those would have a crappy side effect. Even being the happiest, cause perhaps then people would jealous and shy away from you.

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  • anti-hero

    Biggest dong, I am tired of being second runner up in the dick slinging contest.

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  • Teh4HorsMen

    I am already extremely powerful.
    Did you expect the Demon King of Cats and Insanity to be weak?

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    • No, no, of course not your majesty…
      *dissapears as quickly as possible

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      • Teh4HorsMen

        Good response. You live...for now.

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  • Depends on what you mean by intelligent. Do I know all there is to know, or does it just give me the ability to understand things by learning extremely well?

    If I gained intelligence and knew about everything that needs intellect, then that. With that I could become most of what is on this poll, save for the beauty part.

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    • Raw cognitive ability was meant to be taken as 'high IQ' intelligence. You could be the most 'intelligent' person in the world, yet know nearly nothing. The wisdom option was meant to be intelligence as in knowledge. You could have an amazing knowledge database (like Kim Peek a.k.a. Rainman), yet score under par in IQ tests. I hope this answers your question.

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    • Anime7

      I hope you take this to be a compliment and not become too obnoxious but I think you already have that last part.

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      • What!? You said I am attractive!? How am I suppose to take that as a compliment!?! Lol.

        All in all, thank you. You're a charmer.

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        • chained_rage

          *whispers*

          duuuude... he wants dat butthole

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  • LizardSkin

    Rich.. happy is nice, but being the happiest person in the world suggests being happy all the time in which case I'd say that's a little much.

    I prefer to have a variety of emotions.

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    • Anime7

      I agree with you.

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  • Holzman_67

    if we can't have happiness lets just be a happy mess baby

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  • While being the most intelligent person in the world is very appealing, there will always be an Asian smarter than me. So that isn't a possibility.

    I am going to go with the most beautiful person; in my eyes at least. I want to be the embodiment of everything I think is beautiful. Many of you will think this as shallow, but hear me out. Whenever I have a day where I look exceptional, I feel like hot shit and accomplish A LOT. So if I looked freaking terrific everyday, and felt awesome, my self confidence would boost, and I could grab life by the balls and be the worlds second smartest person.

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  • Incomplet

    What if I told you that my happiest only occurs when I have all the other boxes ticked, too?

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  • Riddler

    Well intelligent how? Like book smarts or rational? Im already rational but do you mean book-smarts?

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    • Look at the brackets after each option.

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      • Riddler

        That still does not tell the difference between book smarts and reasoning skills. You can have a basic understanding of psychology but not understand nuclear physics. You can have enough reasoning to realize that getting in the white van as a child is a BAD idea. However not be able to understand nuclear physics.

        In science, cognition is a group of mental processes that includes attention, memory, producing and understanding language, learning, reasoning, problem solving, and decision making. Various disciplines, such as psychology, philosophy and linguistics all study cognition. Since cognitive abilities seems to cover All of this.

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