Which is most true of justin bieber?

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Many things have been said and written about Justin Bieber. Which do you consider the truest?

Special glasses can be worn which block out all sight and sound of him 6
He has less than the average number of penises 38
He incubates alien eggs under his hair 6
His talent is measured on a special scale which only goes up to one 32
He cannot pass a cat in an alleyway without smelling its tail 6
His saliva is poisonous to all humans except Oprah Winfrey 7
He has so far killed and cannibalised thirteen of his own kind 10
If Justin Bieber met Hannah Montana, the world would end 30
He only wears green clothes at his special time of the month 13
He expresses sexual desire by vomitting profusely 13
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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I think he has talent... but I think he just doesn't use it he's to commercialized and groomed and I hate when they do that! His songs are all to make money he doesn't really mean what he says in the songs. It what girls want to here so thats what he sings to make money. It's not that he doesn't have talent becuase you can see he does from his videos when he was less famous. But he's a complete sell out, most pop stars are.

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  • I_Know_It_Was_You_Fredo
    13 years ago

    J.B. = lesbian wigger

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  • norcalbuddha
    13 years ago

    I would HARDLY equate JB with Kurt Cobain...that's just blasphemy.

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    • Uzzie101
      13 years ago

      "durrgh no shit!?!?"
      sarcasam! It's actually not too difficult to get over the internet!

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  • Uzzie101
    13 years ago

    IT'S OK EVERYONE:
    I just watched South Park, Cartman killed him.

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    • shadowmario
      13 years ago

      finaly!omeone had the guts to do that.

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      • shadowmario
        13 years ago

        someone

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  • ganesha
    11 years ago

    Justin Bieber has talent, or you people are just very jealous of his talent, but when we talk about personality, oh man..
    he loves himself a little TOO much, comes off as arrogant to me. But talent = OK.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Haha;D This was great! You're extremely creative! This makes me think that JB is a creature from Greek mythology :D

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      lol, I'd forgotten I even wrote this post. It seems like it's from another lifetime! :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    ooh i felt like clicking all the options

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  • socksucker
    12 years ago

    He's a prick.

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  • Adam
    13 years ago

    Justin biebier need to go fuck himself

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  • Uzzie101
    13 years ago

    Hey! Watch it -_-
    He's the Kurt Cobain of my generation ya know.....

    LOL

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      lol, that he is! God bless Justin Bieber!

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  • barcafutbol
    13 years ago

    I don't find him to be that talented, but i cannot hate on bieber.

    anyone that can convince millions they are talented using no talent what so ever is indeed talented. and anyone who can become rich off of this talent from no talent is someone to congratulate.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      But that means our entertainment industry becomes filled with the untalented. Given the choice, would you rather be watching someone who is talented or someone who is pretending to be?

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      • deepthought33
        13 years ago

        But our entertainment industry IS full of the untalented. Most of it is a boring mash of crap.

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    • maacri
      13 years ago

      I love that kid..!!
      Damn with you guys..

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  • spark007
    11 years ago

    I saw in every photo of him kissing Selena that he's always grabbing her butt and stuff? And showed his bare butt to his fans...why would he do that O.O
    He has good talent though...but he should stop doing all the weird stuff.

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  • DramDaem
    12 years ago

    all of it

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  • Gamefreak_309
    12 years ago

    Justin bieber is cute and has so much talent, btw guys he already has met Hanna Montana and were all here XP

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  • happybudgies
    12 years ago

    He's got no talent, no penis, and no balls.

    He's the metrosexual of all metrosexuals. He's the girly man.

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  • miley12321
    13 years ago

    his face his hair everything if he did it with a girl and he his at least 60 years old his fishers will still be swimming through the stream.

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  • smileyfaces:D123
    13 years ago

    why bother hating on justin when there are better things to do

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  • rockhead
    13 years ago

    he's actually very talented young boy. I dont like the style of music he picks but he's gifted with a good voice. I'm not a fan but you cant deny the kid's got talent

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  • billrocket1
    13 years ago

    he looks and acts so-GAY-

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  • horsepower101
    13 years ago

    "Justin Bieber injured himself by climbing a ladder, trying to reach puberty"

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  • 343Boy
    13 years ago

    I don't understand the hate for Justin Bieber, it's like hating a baby seal, he's just so inoffensive.

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    • Uzzie101
      13 years ago

      He goes on stage in front of 11 year old girls and airhumps, then grabs his crotch and pulls. -_-

      What's to like?

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  • Thrashedoutofmyhead666
    13 years ago

    someone just shoot the fucker should be a option

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  • Soulfire45
    13 years ago

    I wish those glasses existed

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  • HugeDong87
    13 years ago

    The world would end if Justin 2 boaby and Hannah banana met. God one of them in a room is bad enough without the other there too singing shitty songs badly and loving themselves. That would be one occassion i would wish the provisional IRA would shoot me or throw petrol bombs at me.

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  • Junk-Food-Night
    13 years ago

    I know! He's not important!

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  • BlueAlice
    13 years ago

    Aww come on! Bit harsh, aren't you?!

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  • deepthought33
    13 years ago

    I've only heard him once on youtube and anything else I know is from people giving him crap on other websites.

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