Which is more of a rip-off?

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Which is more of a rip-off?

A = 5c wedding in a dirty, stinky, garbage dump, tatty clothes, no food, and rubbish as party guests.

B = $400 wedding in a wide, high-ceiling palace, your favourite foods, your friends and family, neat clothes, beautiful decorations, and a gigantic 12-layered wedding cake with a sugar sculpture of you and your partner at the very top.

Option A 18
Option B 13
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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    Which is a bigger rip off?

    A: Living in a crappy apartment for free.

    B: Buying a Ferrari for $500.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      You said that you once masturbated on a plane? Please tell me how you managed to accomplish that without getting caught? LOL

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      • DolphinAngel
        9 years ago

        Simple, you break into the cockpit, murder both pilot and co-pilot, then you proceed to get the androids you brought with you to take over the plane...

        You use your pickaxe to smash the windows, hold your dick out and let the wind "suck you off" while you sing "America, fuck yeah"...

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          So much for not getting caught.

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          • DolphinAngel
            9 years ago

            Well, you didn't forget your camouflage coat, did you?

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        I had the whole row to myself and hid under a blanket.

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    • Bobblahblah
      9 years ago

      How much can I sell the ferrari for?

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    What is 5c?

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    • n41rb
      9 years ago

      Five cents in Australia.

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  • ilovetoiletrolls
    9 years ago

    This question doesn't make sense! It's like it's an obvious answer...I have a question for you OP!

    Would you rather...

    A Have a shark bite off all your limbs one by one and the pain is excruciating.

    or...

    B Don't get bit by a shark.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Nah, that's way more obvious than my question. With my question, some people thought A and some people thought B. With your question, it's obvious that people would choose B.

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      • ilovetoiletrolls
        9 years ago

        I think you're weird.

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    Meh, I'd rather do the white trash wedding with pizza and a back yard bonfire (and yes, my father carrying an actual shotgun down the isle, to the sound of the imperial death march- every lady has a dream). I would rather spend the money on an awesome honeymoon, or better yet a super comfy bed with expensive sheets to fuck upon!

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    • n41rb
      9 years ago

      Hey, what about a wedding at home, with whatever food you have at home, your best clothes from home, inviting all your friends and relatives over to your home, part-taying at home, etc, etc.? LOL. Maybe that would save more money for your honeymoons and expensive "stuff"?

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        Sounds like fun!

        *proposes

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    9 years ago

    How did you guys find my post? It's not yet moderated and you don't have Gold.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      Oh shit he's on to us!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      By the way, this was commented AT THE TIME it was happening, so don't "correct" me about it being already moderated.

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    • braintrip
      9 years ago

      I know same with my post. weird right.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Marriage as a whole is a rip-off.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      But if you had a marriage, then what would you rather NOT have? That's the question.

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