Which is cooler? the coolest jock or the coolest hipster?

I would love to say hipsters are cooler, but I have to say the jock is cooler sadly. Hipsters know a thing or two about cool, but cooler bourgeois (look it up) people are generally cooler than otherwise. Being non-bourgeois to be cool is like taking out a loan to be cool yaknowhatimsayin. This probably makes the jocks cooler from an objective standpoint. That's just me though.

Hipster 21
Jock 16
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  • handsignals

    There both assholes! What are you talking about?

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    • Wrong answer. If you had the faintest idea of cool, you would say one of the two.

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      • handsignals

        neither a jock or hipster could be cool, so the question can not be answered.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Pff neither of those schmucks can fly.

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  • Phishy

    The term "hipster" makes me sad for the human race. If you like sweaters, skinny jeans, glasses, and goatees, then by all means suit them if you want. Most athletes work their ass of to achieve "coolness". And I've never met a dickhead jock. Most are fairly nice and hard working individuals while "hipsters" are wanabe fags.

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  • The mentally ill man arguing with himself at the bus stop.

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  • disthing

    I don't like the presumption that I don't know what 'bourgeois' means, OP.

    Also, where's the option for 'neither'?

    In this hypothetical scenario, we're comparing a stereotype to another stereotype, both of which are usually used in a pejorative way. There's no "objective standpoint" because they're not objective classifications. I can think of cool hipsters and lame hipsters. I can think of cool jocks and lame jocks (although the jock stereotype is more an American thing).

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  • gummy_jr

    What if there's a jock-hipster?

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    • shuggy-chan

      That's a jock strap

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      • Anime7

        Jock's fap.

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      • 69

        that's a jock-stripper

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        • shuggy-chan

          Cock-strapper

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          • 69

            =cunt-scrapper

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          • Faceless

            Coke stripper!

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            • 69

              coke flipper

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  • Shackleford96

    The jock has to earn their coolness by being good at whatever sport they play. Sometimes the 'coolness' they are given is much undeserved, regardless how athletically talented they are (dickheads and whatnot). Other times, they can be the type of person that is good at mostly everything they do and everybody gets along with them and wants to be their friend.

    The hipster has to earn their coolness in a different way. Most of the time it's more of an 'adopted coolness' versus the kind of 'natural coolness' the jock has. Oftentimes, the hipster may think that they are super cool and stuff, but in actuality, they are really douchebags that nobody really likes. Snoody and stuck up those ones are... To me, for a hipster to really be cool, they have to have a type of eccentricity about them. The types of people who are naturally different. They aren't trying to be different, they just are. They always have been and always will be. Not sure if you'd label those types of people as 'hipsters' though. The word 'hipster' often has a negative connotation.

    Overall though, the coolness of any particular person depends on that person specifically, not their generic stereotype someone labels them with.

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  • Choclateman47

    The kid that is friends with everyone.

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  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

    Nerds FTW.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Dry ice has them both beat.

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  • davesumba

    I need more information to give a proper response.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    The person who decides he's not going to try to fit into any label but just be himself because that's who he is.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Neither, the coolest REBEL! Jimmy dean...JAMES DEAN!!!

    But even Cooler is Steve McQueen, the King of Cool.

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    • disthing

      Pfff James Dean?!

      Have you seen Rebel Without A Cause?

      He was a lickle momma's boy.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Hahaha omg Steve McQueen lol

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      • RoseIsabella

        I love Steve McQueen!

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        • shuggy-chan

          I mean he is a real rebel, but I'm picturing him as a werewolf being ur dream man now hahaha

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          • RoseIsabella

            Hahaha... He'd probably end up looking more like a yellow Labrador Retriever.

            But, seriously I like him just the way he is.

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            • shuggy-chan

              I know, I seen some of his movies, I mean he is the king of cool after al

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  • anti-hero

    Me.

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