Which bodily fluid would you drink?

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Pick one. You have to drink a liter of it. From someone else's body. The alternative is death.

Menstruation 4
Stomach acid 0
Female ejaculate 74
Bile 2
Snot 8
Sweat 25
Diarrhea 1
Urine 33
Semen 45
Ear wax 0
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  • Holzman_67
    8 years ago

    i sweat vintage 1996 Shiraz so I'm set in this department

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    • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
      8 years ago

      I will lick your skin.

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  • mypenisinyourmouth
    8 years ago

    If I could a litre of any bodily fluid of my own being, I would drink my saliva.
    Seeing as you stipulate it has to be another person's fluids, I would rather die.

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    • shuggy-chan
      8 years ago

      Well if you threatened me I might spit venom at you for my poison glands, but is only in self-defense

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  • CountessDouche
    8 years ago

    Tears, for sure.

    Most other bodily fluids are too...viscous. Plus drinking tears just sounds cool and fucking evil.

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  • Steven_Glansberg
    8 years ago

    Gonna go with urine, its said to be sterile.

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    • baronroderick
      8 years ago

      I picked urine on that basis too!

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  • lovetolickwifesass
    8 years ago

    want to drink wifes piss

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    I'll go with the liter of sweat. Four cups of that would taste the least gross out of all of them.

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  • MrsEdGein
    8 years ago

    I picked sweat. It sounds the least gross.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    i dont drink liters i drink quarts

    fuckin eurotrash

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