Which bizarre sexual encounter would you want to have?

Imagine you could enter a world where everything is fictional, but experiences feel just as real. (like a dream, only better) For instance, you could have sex in front of a football stadium crowd. Once you return to real life, nobody will know you did that, because nobody in the audience was real anyways. You can spend a day in this fictional world. Where there are no consequences, anything is possible. Which bizarre sexual encounter would you want to have?

-------Choose from this list, then vote below:

A) Have sex in front of a crowded football stadium, during Half-time

B) Make love to an alternate version of yourself. This clone is who you would be, if you were the opposite sex.

C) Choose any three people you lust after, from real life. They must all wear clown suits, and clown masks, while you have sex with them. You can not see their faces, during action. But you know who they are. (you can see their faces just a moment before you start)

D) You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend both turn into Donkeys. Then you have sex, while you are both Donkeys!

E) You temporarily fall in love with a Robot. During the fictional day, you can do whatever you'd like with him/her; Have a romantic dinner, make love, get kinky. However, this is a very convincing robot. You will feel tricked in thinking s/he has actual feelings for you. You'll be deeply troubled wondering if s/he does or not. S/he will have whatever physical and personality qualities you like.

F) Other
--------Now vote your choice below

A)---Sex in front of a football stadium 26
B)---Sex with your opposite gender clone 79
C)---Sex with three clowns you lust after 27
D)---Sex as a donkey 18
E)---Fall in love with a robot 29
F)--Other 53
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Comments ( 42 )
  • anti-hero

    I was unaware these things were considered bizarre. I did half of them last Tuesday and the other half Friday, some twice.

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    • VirgilManly

      I had sex with a robotic donkey wearing a clown mask (who was a clone of my robotic donkey self) in front of a crowded stadium. We were shown on the Fucking-Clown-mask-wearing-robotic-donkey jumbotron.

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      • anti-hero

        Amateur.

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  • green_boogers

    Sex under a rainbow.

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    • Riddler

      What about the Double Rainbow?

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      • green_boogers

        Good porn for women.

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      • bfus

        Whoa! That would be so intense! WOOOOOOOOOO!

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  • RoseIsabella

    I chose B because I've already had a dream about making sweet love to my male self.

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  • Avant-Garde

    This concept would make a good plot for a book. (Get to work!)

    I went with option "F".

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  • RegGuy

    None of the above.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Rip off his head and lick the dangling veins. Is that what having sex is?

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    • Yes, exactly, that is how the preying Mantis does it. The ladies of their species have a lot more fun than we do...

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      • Riddler

        That is not really sex though.

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        • Satanic_Cereal

          Maybe not for some of us... but you never know. Maybe, for some people, it would be even better than sex- if they're into that! And how could I deny her of her fantasy...? -I'm op. I like the dancing person you linked in your profile.

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          • Riddler

            eating someones head is not having Sex.

            2.
            either of the two main categories (male and female) into which humans and many other living things are divided on the basis of their reproductive functions.

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    • Avant-Garde

      That's how Aliens and Predators have sex.

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      i guess....................but i think that may be niche :p

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  • handsignals

    Any particular football game? because I'm a Melbourne Demons supporter and by half time I'd either be to sad or to angry to fuck.

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  • LizardSkin

    Other even though I don't know what other is at the moment.

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  • Riddler

    OP your a weird ass. However I admire your creativity. Since I do I am going to add a link for this in my profile info.

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    • Thanks.

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  • None of those sound appealing to me.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    If you have the body of a donkey but the mind of a man is it still bestiality? not my choice by the way id go with e. In the film her the robot/ ai was scarlett johansson so fingers crossed. Plus Id grasp the concept of the robot not having feelings. Wouldn't be the first time i fell for someone who didn't like me back. Nor would it be the first time I'd fall for an emotionless robot, sounds like my ex..... ectually I don't want a repeat of that think i'd rather have the donkey sex

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  • motherlovebone69120

    I'd like to suck a hot man's penis and swallow his monstrous load followed by him giving me unprotected anal sex cumming in my butt, while I smoke a long feminine cigarette, wearing a naughty nitey and panties. This would all be happening while my wife watches and gets the same done to her by a guy with a huge penis while I watch. I would also like to wake up and find myself changed into a woman, with the same hot guy making love to my wet vagina. Then I would like to dress up all sexy & slutty, while I was a woman, going to a bar & getting drunk & smoking 120mm cigarettes all night very femininely. I would let a hot guy pick me up and I would take him home and do everything sexually with him all night long.

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  • musicfiend32

    did you get this idea from the matrix

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    • Satanic_Cereal

      No it's not inspired by the Matrix. But if you have your own matrix-style sexual fantasy, complete with a digital-parellel-world and robots, you can share it with everyone, right here! It was a random idea that came to mind one day, and I just had to put it into a poll...

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  • Option E. I have a not so secret lady boner for optimus prime and would enjoy making sweet robot love

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    • shuggy-chan

      hey baby, its more then meets the eye

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      • I would be so happy in that world haha I would want to be some awesome lady transformer so he wouldn't crush my human fleshy self.

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  • Demendes

    Sex in Planet Mars or outer space.

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  • Lootmagoot

    ...I DO love myself...But I would like a foursome with my science teacher, Klaus Mikelson and Katherine Pierce from TVD...even dressed up as a ugly ass clown...I'm conflicted between B, C and F. Lol I just picked B. I'm a sicko XD

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  • biaj

    i would switch bodies with my gf n have sex with each other. always been curious to what it feels like for a girl to have sex, they are a like 10 times more sensitive than guys.

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  • DarkestMoon

    None of the above. Why didn't you include a vampire fantasy? And none of that Twilight shit is permitted in my dream.

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    • Satanic_Cereal

      I didn't do a vampire fantasy, because I already put enough options. I thought fewer options would be more fun. But you can certainly put your own fantasy for an "other" comment! Or should I make one up for you? I can be good at telling stories.. (maybe)

      How about a choice between two vampire fantasies? Or you can make up your own-

      Vampire option 1: You become a vampire for a day, and have a vampire orgy with the Backstreet Boys* (while they are all vampires). In a famous cemetery-where you may encounter the ghosts of old Hollywood celebrities. And you get to taste all their blood- and live out all your kinky fantasies. But you have to do it while listening to Britney Spears' music.

      Or Vampire Option 2: On a walk in the cemetery, you meet a tall, dark handsome vampire who falls in love with you. *He is more beautiful than any person you have ever seen- or could even imagine. He brings you to his lair, you two make love. You are drawn so strongly to him, that you want to lay with him all night. However, he is only beautiful at nighttime. In the morning, he turns back into a dead corpse, and you can't stand the sight/smell of him.

      *note: if you like girls better, then replace Backstreet boys with whatever girl band. And replace "he" with "she" (and I've never watched Twilight).

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      • DarkestMoon

        I was about to say "but....but I like girls" "Vampire Option 1" is definitely for me. I don't mind a lot of Britney Spears music.....Thanks for taking your time in making up the fantasies.

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        • Satanic_Cereal

          ok thanks!

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  • zenparadox

    Omg other of course. But your question was so stupid but funny. I started giving it serious thought then I'm like "what is wrong with me" lol

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  • megadriver

    Have sex with my girlfriend in an airplane, while taking off! While I'm flying the plane and "flying" my girlfriend.
    That would be cool... Dangerous and wrong, but cool

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  • loopoo

    Robot, sounds sweet.

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  • kelili

    Have sex with Santa Claus.

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    • shuggy-chan

      what a ho ho ho

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  • Dulse.

    Maybe I could just meet my female clone? Would be cool to know what they'd be like.

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