Where is the wierdest place you have ever wanked?

I was sat on the bottom of a ladder supposed to be holding it steady while someone was up the top painting, somehow got turned on and had a danger wank right there.

In school once. I was in I.S.S.(In school suspension)...

In a theater, in a middle of a play, whilst sat next to my mother. Not even joking.

A tent.Three times a day.For one week straight,drinking tea,eating biscuits,it was everything I had to eat,and smoking as much weed as I could,hoping the non stop rain would not flood my tent,and freezing my ass off half to death.
I was alone in the middle of nowhere with dead batteries in my cellphone,a one ounce bag of weed,a pipe,a bag of tobacco,Wet clothes,no underwear,no blankets,I actually thought I was gonna die there so I thought:fuck it,I might as well wanna enjoy my last hours on earth. I could almost hear the drumbeats of hell and the legion of doom getting near as time went by.Then all of a sudden,the sky cleared up,I got out of my tent,shoved the last pinch of pot into my pipe,lightned it up,and went away leaving the tent and my trinkets behind.Destination:unknown.

On your mum. oh lol

On an airplane.

In a shed (I got caught), in a disabled bathroom, at work, in a tent, in a church, behind a Christmas tree, on some astroturf, on a bus, in the attic, in a caravan. That's my top ten. Except it's not. Nine of them are true. One was only partially true. But which one?

on a trampoline, I was about 13. I recently did it at school.

i did in the car a few times or more waiting at walmart watching the girls go by

In a car with my cousin and sister watching, it was at thier request

In a forest fire. After the fire had died down some and went into the burning forest. I found a nice spot and roasted my cock on some flames from a burning stump, with fire all around me. Next time I'm going to bring charcoal starter fluid and douse myself in it while I do it, so I can burst into flames.

at work i felt the un controllable urge to pull th ehead of it and i did. one of the best wanks ever !!!

I went into my daughters room in the middle of the night ,during a sleepover and wanked in the dark in front of four girls(that i hope to this day were all asleep)

NO ,i haven't and wouldn't sleep with my daughter... unless she asked me to!

I got horny for some weird reason at the hospital while I was working as an interpreter in labor and delivery. I pretended I had to have a "toilet break" and nobody objected. lol

in a church. yeah.

in a pool

My friend's bathroom. I lied that I needed a wee, but what I really needed was a wank. I also nicked some of their shaving cream to make it a bit more interesting :)

On a train sat next to my Grandma - I was very young, in the car next to my Mother (again I was young, I didn't realise how gross that is!) and on a train (I was in my 20's by then).

The ladies toilets at the office, god knows why the urge took me so strong at such a ridiculous moment!

The roof.

in the bedroom i share with my parents at the cabin (while they were sleeping)