Where do you cum when you masturbate?

I've never had the best solution. When I started I could do the sock, or go into the bathroom sink. Never understood tissues, how do you aim your cumshot and have it not drip? Also it was always a turn off for me to be holding the sock there waiting and I also like grabbing my balls with that hand. Later I did the shower for years, and at one point exclusively, but that turned into showering 4+ times a day. This progression has led me to not use spit or lube and rub directly into my blanket. And I cum in the blanket or into my mattress. With multiple blankets I was able to use one just for cum. I've found a huge variety in how blankets take cum, some it blatantly crusts on and others it seems to disappear entirely. I really don't know what a reasonable solution is and don't have sex toys here. I wanna be able to cum immediately with both hands and not need to fuss around. I also have jerked with real lube and laid out a blanket to cum on, this was good for camming. I've also used the floor, plastic bags, into my pants I'm wearing, other clothing, trees, I'm sure even just my hand a few times. I cum like 6 times a day. I'm just curious what guys actually do.