Where do socks go that are lost in the wash?

Ever wash cloths and end up having lost socks? Where do they go?

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  • lolia50

    another world where single socks hook up

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    • b454

      Hahahahahha. That may very well be true. I had a tube sock that was always trying to get with my argyle socks. Crazy foot fabric

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  • shodan

    ok so I actually took appart a couple washer and driers for parts to make robots and most of them have drum-shaped cavities, and the flat parts rolling againt the cylindrical drum do not turn relative to the frame
    at the interface between those flat parts and the drum, often socks get caught up and fall inside the machine's frame

    all the dryers I took aparts were full of socks and cash

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  • i use them to jerk off

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    • russellnb

      To jerk off... never. use little panties

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  • HulaHoop

    the lost sock is normally my boyfriends as us women know how to put 2 socks in a basket, so i just chuck the odd sock in his drawer until the other one shows up! :)

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  • zenji

    Missing socks are kidnapped and forced to become dust bunnies.

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    • coolio75650932

      *takes out broom* astala vista bunny! *uses broom as a shot gun*

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  • CaptainObvious

    I don't know, they're lost.

    ~Captain Obvious

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  • Oakfurshadows

    They disappear into a dark black pit of space, far across the galaxy. No dude, they get caught in the washer >>

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  • anymoose

    HERE'S THE SOLUTION: Go downtown and buy a box of the same kind of sock. buy about 50 sweat socks. then, wash them in one big bundle each time.*** you wont even need to roll them up!***

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  • Curiousgirlxx

    I ask myself the same question. Recently I lost a beloved sock. I was looking in the wash but couldn't find it when I stumbled across a magic portal. So I crawled into the washer and BAM!!! it was a beautiful world full of color and expensive clothes that must have come here to be free. I walked around and found myself in the downtown area. I saw two socks and asked if they had seen my sock. They told me where it was and I went there. I found my sock at a club and my sock was filthy. I decided I had lost my beloved sock forever :(
    So all missing socks can be found in my washers magical portal! Why they go there, I don't know.

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    • spoon4d

      whoo you were on a trip when you wrote that weren't you ?

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  • martal

    in my experience of having taken apart, repaired and reassembled a washing machine, i will tell you this much. if the drum is off balance socks and other small items will drop into the space between the drum and the wall of the washer.

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  • Freakyfinderskeepers

    I think that when I put my socks in the dryer, some of them somehow find their way through the lint tray and escape out the dryer hose.
    but it's weird like, socks always disappear and it's not just like they end up with someone else's laundry, because everybody's socks disappear.. at least at my house.

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  • And why is it always only the left sock? I have a drawer full of right socks I can't wear!

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  • dunkenballs4

    you moma steals 'em and gives dem to you popa

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  • Flippin-dillydogs

    it goes to sock porn site and is raped by the evil sock called Boodappa

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  • davesumba

    I am the sock elf, muahahahaha. I go to laundromats and dorm laundry rooms and steal one sock from eeeeveryyoone.

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  • coolio75650932

    Goblins are real! they steal your socks! but only he left ones...whats with that?

    -how to train your dragon.

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  • kelseyt

    Narnia.

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  • AKdaydreamer

    Dimension S - Where the singles may roam free! Or check your dryer's lint trap?

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  • they go to another dimension where they all sing songs and dance there whole life

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  • norcalbuddha

    They collect the dust bunnies under the dryer, when you move your dryer, then all you have to do to clean it is pick up all those missing socks.

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  • LatexKittie

    To the same place where that cool pen you once had went. And that pair of sunglasses (when it wasn't on top of your head). And, I suspect, a whole lot of pocket change.

    -lk

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  • xturquoise

    who knows? :(

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  • chucky

    the rat nicks um in your cases that would be your mother

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  • xD

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