Where did you think where babies came from?

When I was a kid, I never gave this question a thought. I was too busy pretending to be a dinosaur :-D

everyone knows they come from a cabbage patch...

Lol
Wife goes to take a shit
Wife: This is a big one!
Wife: Oxo harder then i though oxo
Wife: AAAH!!!
*baby comes out*
Wife: HONEY HELP? A BABY CAME OUTTA MY ASS!

Thats cute. I used to think tht babies came out of ur butt too lol :)

Like DannyKanes, it only ever crossed my mind once. I asked my dad, who refused to tell me, and I just shrugged, got on my bike, and cycled round like a madman pretending to be a stunt rider (this also explains why I've broken my arms four times).

I had a friend growing up that told me that's how it was. I always thought you got pregnant from kissing. I had the process all worked out in my brain too. I dealt with a week of shock when I found out how it was actually done.

The other funny part was, we had animals, so I'd seen births all the time, but my brain never made the association. I felt people were much more advanced than animals. But I never gave much thought as to how it actually happened. Boy was I in for an education!! :)

wen i was little i thought babies came out of ur butt and that you got pregnant by kissing...i was a srange child tho...i wanted to have a baby dinosaur as a pet...then wen i got older (about 5 years old) my cousin explain love and marridge n i thought i was inlove with my cat so i told my dad i was going to marry the cat n he looked at me like i was crazy then patted my head n moved my hair from my face and i bit him...

and now you think im insane :^)

My dad told me that babies aren't human, merely vaguely humanoid. They came from the pits of Hell itself, come to slaughter humans by waiting until they slept, and tearing their throat open. I was told that to have a baby was condemnation from God, and you mustn't kill it, lest you be reincarnated as a baby, and spent the rest of eternity murdering thise

Lol

I always thought babies came from space

When I was 5 my cousin (21) told me about the penis and everything and showed me a video I didn't have a clue what he was doing

I guess I just never thought about it, Im 18 and I'm still a little clueless about some aspects of this.. xD

I appears though that you got prago by kissing and that a mom just shited it out so yea....

I forget how or why i new what a sea section was but i thought every mother went through that and the only way to get the baby out was to have a doctor cut your tummy open and stitch it back up after. o_O

lol i thought that they came out of the belly button lol

I remember thinking that whenever you wanted a kid it would just sort of... Appear!! ;)

My mom had the sex talk with me when I was 5. I never got to wonder..

I thought girls got prego through bjs

What the heck are you guys talking about??? Isn't it when a snork comes to your door step and hands you a baby??? I saw it happen once it was huge and the baby was adorable

My classmates informed me of the baby making process so I never held any illusions about it.

i knew the truth i wounder why so many people did not know when they were kids

I learned to read when I was 3, and an encyclopedia spoiled the surprise for me one afternoon.

Holy shit Tori lol I was very concerned for a moment!

When I was 9 the neighbor boy (who was 24) showed me how.

Ooops! He was 14 not 24. Darn iPhone.

I thought that they pulled it from your belly button o.o

Hmm, I thought so many strange things.
1. The good storks delivered the babies to (heterosexual) couples. I didn't know about homosexuals, my family kept that information away from me for a long time:/

2. If you prayed to god he would answer your prayers and your parents would have a baby. I remember being very young and wanting a sibling so I prayed to him repeatedly, but nothing ever happened. Somehow my mother found out and told me that it didn't work that way. So, I asked my why's and how's and she refused to tell me.

3. Men and women would go to the bathroom (public) and shit them into the toilet...

I'm sure there were some more but I can't remember them. The weird thing is that my mother said she told me about the birds and bees when I was 3 or 6. But I didn't know it for a long time. I started puberty when I was nine and I still didn't know about it.

I thaught thay just happen

when i was five i walked in on my parents doing it. they gave me the speach a month later. so i never got to wonder

Perfectly normal for young kids too think that. But seriously thought u were pregenant lol.

I always thought babies were shitted out since they do say "push"

i never asked my parents where babies came from, me and my friends asked each other and told each other what we believed happens, we all believed that if you rubbed bellies you would become pregnant even if the two people who rubbed bellies were both girls. and then my sister tol me whan i was 7. it didnt sound as intresting as mine and my friends idea....

Murdering those deemed unworthy by God.

My dad was kind of messed up.

I think I just accepted it all as I got older, for some reason I never rili wondered?

last yr this ginger kid thouggt babies started to form whenthe spit touches when u makeout haha... we messed with him a lil bit lol

oh, and I never had a sex talk, my parents are too conservative people. im not though, I'm a peer sexuality support representative at my school, i've just never been asked about sexual intercourse or how babies are formed..

My friend thinks holding hands gets you preggers..

Well I though they came from a stork that dropped u off on ur front steps...

When u was like 4 my older sister asked my mom and my mom doesn't really like to bullshit around things, so she told her and I was sitting in the sameroom so ya....

Women.

@americanhoney

Lol! Darn iphone! I almost didn't read it over.