When you see an obese couple with a baby, do you wonder...

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...how the hell they managed to pull that off?

I was at a restaurant the other day and there was an extremely obese couple there with their baby. I mean OBESE, BOTH of them. MORBIDLY OBESE.

All I could think about was the mechanics of it all. I wonder this every time I see an obese couple with a kid.

You may be thinking, well...maybe the woman gained the weight during pregnancy, but no...to gain THAT much in 9 months is impossible. And what's the man's excuse? He was just as fat.

I can't stop wondering how they managed to get enough penetration.

is it normal to try to work out the mechanics of 2 obese people having sex?

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alv1592

11 years ago | pl

I bet the 800 lbs. of coitus sounds like the invasion of Normandy lol

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- Garglemysac
  
  11 years ago
  
  LoL
  
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flutterhigh

11 years ago | pl

I think you might have been mistaken - were they salting the baby?

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- NoraBaker
  
  11 years ago
  
  Laughter. Infinity. You win.
  
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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

Yes.
I usually wonder first, how the pregnancy was possible, more than anything else. How does a tiny fetus survive under pounds and pounds of body fat? I want to know the exact mechanisms of this. I know that the human reproductive system is very resilient, but HOW resilient could it possibly be?

They're not babies. They are survivors.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Thank you.
  
  I mostly wonder how did the penis actually reach the vagina.
  
  But I do worry about the kid. More.
  
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Cuntsiclestick

11 years ago

Thank you for putting that horrible image in my head.

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- americanhoney
  
  11 years ago
  
  Your name just made my fucking day. Loves it. Thankyou.
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    11 years ago
    
    Thank you and You're welcome. Glad I could make someone smile.
    
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    Oh wow, look at you - you're back. Nice to see you again. ;)
    
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JustDave

11 years ago

How does anyone as big as the one pictured even wipe their ass?

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- Avant-Garde
  
  11 years ago
  
  I think some of them get people to come over and wash them. I wouldn't be able to do that for all of the money in the world.
  
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- KeddersPrincess
  
  11 years ago
  
  There's a machine for that.
  
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  - JustDave
    
    11 years ago
    
    I thought possibly that little people were involved.
    
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disthing

11 years ago

NeuroNeptunian?
(Yeah screw all the people who find guessing annoying, as per: http://isitnormal.com/poll/do-you-find-it-annoying-when-users-126602/)

I do wonder about that. Even in porn I've only ever see one very fat person and one less-fat person. Never 2 very fat people.

I imagine there is a lot of wobbling, rippling, sweating, slapping, enveloping and heavy breathing.

But honestly, the first thought I have when I see an obese couple with a baby is "poor baby will probably grow up obese too, with diabetes."

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- NoraBaker
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hahaha. Mine is "OMG, I really hope they don't sit on the baby".
  
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- NeuroNeptunian
  
  11 years ago
  
  I haven't been very active on the site, lately, I changed my work schedule and have been doing other things. It's not mine.
  
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  - disthing
    
    11 years ago
    
    That's totally brought my average success rate down. I hope you're happy! :)
    
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    - NeuroNeptunian
      
      11 years ago
      
      Quite pleased, yes.
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  No, not Neuro.
  
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  - JustinBiebsFan#1
    
    11 years ago
    
    i am so fucking horny lets circle jerk
    
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    - NoraBaker
      
      11 years ago
      
      Great idea! Go to the center of the circle!
      
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      - JustinBiebsFan#1
        
        11 years ago
        
        i dont mind getting cum on me
        
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        NoraBaker
        
        11 years ago
        
        Wonderful, but tonight is girls night, we're doing pooh! *sploft*
        
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  - disthing
    
    11 years ago
    
    Damn it! After her post about fat people getting in small cars, this just seemed so appropriate :P
    
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    - NoraBaker
      
      11 years ago
      
      Funny how the post about guessing has got people who didn't guess guessing.
      
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  - NoraBaker
    
    11 years ago
    
    Or Wigz!
    
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ThatsWhatWeDeerDo

11 years ago

Did you ever think they could adopt..?
My aunt and uncle are obese and they adopted a little girl. I'm not saying all obese people "have to" adopt, but that could be an option.

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Garglemysac

11 years ago

I'm guessing there is a turkey baster or something similar involved, or the same contraptions that they use to breed cattle.

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dappled

11 years ago

I'll be honest, it crosses my mind. I work with a man who is a fair old size and his wife is 32 stone (448 lbs, 203 kg).

When he told me they were expecting their second child, I thought: "Well, I don't know what they did to get pregnant first time around but whatever contraption they used, they've done it again". Unfortunately, I was thinking all that in the time I should have been saying congratulations.

I think he knew I'd been pondering levers, pulleys, and tractors.

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- JustDave
  
  11 years ago
  
  A stork won't be involved in the delivery but I bet they'll need a crane.
  
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  - disthing
    
    11 years ago
    
    That was wit-tastic.
    
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    I have to say - that was pretty excellent. You win a gold star for punning. Cherish it, I don't hand them out very often at all.
    
    This one deserved it. :)
    
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    - JustDave
      
      11 years ago
      
      I thank you sir.
      
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- Ldizzy1234
  
  11 years ago
  
  Lol! You're too funny dappled! :D
  
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NotFloydzie

11 years ago

Oh, so now obese people can't have sex? Porn search it. I'm sure you'll see how.

Let them live and do whatever the fuck they want with their lives.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I never said anything about them personally, or how they live, just the mechanics of their sex. I don't look at porn so I guess I'll never know.
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Doggy-style and a long dick.

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- SLAYERoftheWICKED
  
  11 years ago
  
  lol XD
  
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lufa

11 years ago

In Sparta fat people and their babies would be thrown off a cliff for being defective.

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handsomeshooter

10 years ago

Many morbidly obese men often have enormous cocks in order to penetrate big fat women-is what I like to think in order to simplify an overly unpleasant image. Conversely big fat women have enormous cunts...usually sitting with them at the table.

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coolio75650932

11 years ago

was the baby on a plate? :3 that pic scared the crap out of me no really i craped my self lol i wonder also how the fuck did the baby get out is my question XD

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sk1985

11 years ago

sounds like another maury episode to me....lol...

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Musician

11 years ago

http://persephonemagazine.com/2012/03/01/fat-sex-what-everyone-wants-to-know-but-is-afraid-to-ask/

I think that pretty much explains it. No need to read the whole thing, really--I didn't. The pictures do help.

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squeeeshie

11 years ago

Get fat and find out >;)

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Sometimes, but I usually wonder if their offspring will become obese like them.

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nightmare28

11 years ago

You got too much free time.

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thinkingaboutit

11 years ago

when I see an obese woman. I wonder if she can even conceive a child, never mind carry it to term. I don't now why, I just thin that being that at AND pregnant HAS to be dangerous.

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nAt2017

11 years ago

Haha... some people have a lot of time on their hands...

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ebonysky

11 years ago

Dappled u are too much!

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Captain_Kegstand

11 years ago

Ya I have thought about that too! Like how does he get past all of it?

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lateboy1

11 years ago

Hahahaha this shit cracked me up,,, I have thought about that too!!!

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anti-hero

11 years ago

You and George both...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ

Go to around the 4 min mark if you don't wanna watch the entire thing.

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