When you fart do you admit it or blame someone else?

I laugh when I fart

i just blame other people , i wouldnt want my confidence to be soiled ;)

I roll up the car windows and lock them in the up position and proceed to laugh maniacally.

i fart in my bed and go under the blanket...

its da bess!!!

I don't have to blame anyone. I always fart when there's a fat person around and the assumptions fly.

"Somebody STOP me!"

also, my farts never smell anyways because I'm vegan! my shit smells like a roast beef dinner lmao

I usually try to sneak them out when I'm around people (except for my friends/boyfriend/family), but if they hear me then I just say excuse me. I don't get embarrassed because it's liike getting embarrassed about a sneeze.. it's a natural bodily function that everyone does.

I remain quiet or try to sneakily lead them away

If it's the smelly farts i can't hide that it's me. I try not to fart in public of course. It happens when i'm with my family.i was in the bookstore with my mom just the two of us and farted a silent smelly fart and lmao. It was embaressing of course but when she called me out i laughed maniacally lol. Constant farters should change their diets.

This question made me giggle XD Farts will always one of the funniest thing ever to me ...Dunno why. Anyway, in my case, I fart and just pretend it wasn't me. If it's obvious Im the one who farted, then I try to laugh, even if deep down Im really embarassed.

Depends who I'm with. Pretend it didnt happen or when with very good friends I'll laugh about it

They usually don't smell so I just act like nothing happened... but my husband tells me that what gives me away is that I always turn my face away lol

If I'm with my Family then I admit but if Not I wouldn't Do it.

I don't fart in front of people -_-"

I change jobs from this each person culture of eating and farting.

Any of those options, depending on company, size of room, variety of fart, etc.

I blame my husband.

I own up to it but I say did you hear my but burp? Not bad manners, just to many beans!

Omg I've had at least two experiences where everybody around me (all friends or people I know) started laughing at me! It is the worst feeling ever!! So if anybody's reading this, DON'T EVER LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHEN THEY FART!! It's already embarrassing enough as it is

I was born without an anus.

This made me laugh pretty good.

I don't care, my insides are more important than being cool. Plus, they fart too.

If i really need to fart i usually find a part of the room i deem that no one will use in a said time for the smell to go away. Or leave the room entirly. I dont like farting in a public area and if i must i just hold it in until i can expell it somewhere else.

I heard it and I know it was you, but I was too nice to mention it.

This made me think of a joke I heard a long time ago: "Ever fart in bed and hold your wife's head under the covers?"
I don't recall where I heard that, but just picturing it is hilarious!

HaHaHa!!! This was an entertaining question. As my own answer --- when I'm alone, I fart at will, as I'm sure everyone else does. When others are around, I do my best to stifle it, or if there is a lot of surrounding noise (such as music, traffic, etc.) that helps to hide any sound, but I will find a reason to leave where I've been, at least for a little while, that way no one can be sure. In a super market, it's not hard to find an empty aisle for the deed, then I find some other aisle. My dad was such a good farter around the house, I'm sure I still do a few of the antics learned from him....it was funny and entertaining.

Ruuuun!

My fav thing to do--fart really loud and then when people look at you--laugh maniacally

I do it on the escalator in the time as a lot of other come behind. Its nice, and the other become green, yellow and red faces.

uhmm i dont react so it's so easy to catch me..