When you drink, what's your goal?

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Just for fun 36
Red in the face 1
Slight buzz 16
Hard buzz 21
Drunk 24
Falling over drunk 10
Blackout drunk 14
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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    To keep the voices quiet.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    To be so wasted that I'm singing "Home, home on the Range" with some guy with an eye patch who thinks he's Whitney Houston.

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  • Sog
    11 years ago

    I'll have one or two beers to calm me down and help me be more sociable.

    I went through this phase in my early twenties where I thought "OK, having one drink makes me a little more chatty, having SEVEN will make me the life of the party!"

    After a few bad experiences, I wised up.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Sleep, usually.

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  • Tystick
    11 years ago

    With me I guess it all depends on the situation. I prefer being drunk!

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  • jondoerandom
    11 years ago

    Don't drink anymore. never could get drunk, really. Just sick when i gone into insane quantities.

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  • TerryVie
    11 years ago

    Drunk.

    Going only halfway seems a waste of money. ^_^
    EXCEPT when i'm on the hunt, then just a slight buzz.

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  • Corleone
    11 years ago

    Because it tastes good. Getting drunk is never a goal for me.

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  • PalestinianGuy
    11 years ago

    I don't drink. boring huh!

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    • Corleone
      11 years ago

      yep

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    To suppress my conscience.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    Can't really vote on this because it depends. Sometimes buzzed, sometimes drunkk.

    As long as I'm not puking the next day, I consider it a successful night.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    I drink to have fun, and end up where I end up. Sometimes its a light buzz. Sometimes its a god drunk. Hell, every once in a while i'll black out, but not often.

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    To watch my friends fall over around me.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Just to relax, after you hit a certain age power drinking loses its appeal, not to mention how you feel the next day as well.

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    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      Lolz I think my 21st birthday was the last time I drank with the intent to get shit faced.

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  • nightmare28
    11 years ago

    Trying to calm my nerves, its an alternative way to killing everyone around me in an alphabetical order.

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    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      Any specific reason why you would bother to go alphabetical order?

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      • nightmare28
        11 years ago

        Of course, Whenever you got a big task to do, you always need a work plan, otherwise it will just be one big mess. For instance, when you're cleaning the house, you can't just do things randomly, first wash the floor in the living room, then the windows in the upstairs bedroom, then mow the lawn, then the floor in the kitchen. Same with killing, you always need to know who is your current target, and who is your next target so you can plan accordingly, otherwise it will be a mess, that's why you need some kind of order. Now to choose what kind, you need to consider your options. I can't go by race because half of the people I know are european, other is middle eastern, not enough to separate, if I go by weight, its easy to get the fat one, but what do I do with people who weight more or less the same? same goes with age and height, which is why alphabetical order is the best, its efficient, yet simple. Plus the nickname "The Alphabetical Killer" sounds good.

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    To get shit faced.

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  • Luke_is_Cool?
    11 years ago

    If I drink it's for a buzz/hard buzz.

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    For fun and mostly to write. I get more creative when I write drunk, and funnier.

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      Me too. I used to write things for the blog sober, save a separate copy and edit it drunk. The drunk version was always better. Of the best ten things I've ever written, nine were written under the influence.

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      • NotFloydzie
        11 years ago

        I tried writing sober and it just wasn't doing it for me. I do the opposite of what you do, I write drunk then edit sober. I don't think someone would be able to understand "Ic llk cckkyiys". I wouldn't be able to understand that if I wasn't the author.

        Almost everything I write is under the influence. Including IIN answers.

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        • dappled
          11 years ago

          I write drunk too. It's just that when I write sober, it's better if I revisit it drunk. It gets a final treatment when sober too, just to make sure I'm not talking about sucking Hitler off again.

          P.S. I understand "Ic llk cckkyiys". It's a frog thing. :)

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