When was the last time you had sex?

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I'm a guy, and I had sex last night (within the last 24 hours) 3
I'm a girl, and I had sex last night (within the last 24 hours) 5
I'm a guy, and I had sex within a week ago 5
I'm a girl, and I had sex within a week ago 3
I'm a guy, and I had sex in the last 1-4 weeks ago 1
I'm a girl, and I had sex in the last 1-4 weeks ago 3
I'm a guy, and I had sex in the last 1-3 months 1
I'm a girl, and I had sex in the last 1-3 months 3
I'm a guy, and I had sex in the last 4-8 months 0
I'm a girl, and I had sex in the last 4-8 months 1
I'm a guy, and I had sex within the last 9-12 months 2
I'm a girl, and I had sex within the last 9-12 months 3
I'm a guy, and I had sex in the last 1-2 years 2
I'm a girl, and I had sex in the last 1-2 years 0
I'm a guy, and I haven't had sex for 2 years or more 5
I'm a girl, and I haven't had sex for 2 years or more 1
I'm a guy, and I've never had sex 9
I'm a girl, and I've never had sex 9
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  • Store210
    11 years ago

    I am proud to say i am a virgin, why?
    No clue

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    Holy fuck! I hate this post. I was forced to think and do math and I had no idea it had been so long. There's more than one answer, though. Sex, 10 months. My last lover was a girl, one crazy, possessive, dominating girl. One that made me think and say to her "Fuck, I must have some awesome pussy, because I have no idea how any of the men I've had could ever put up with this same shit!!". Sex with a man? Exactly 2 years. Can't do the meaningless sex anymore... *sigh*

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    • TerryVie
      11 years ago

      aha...*scribbles*...mmh...*takes notes*...well.

      you know, i am crazy. I can also try being possessive for you...just mentioning in case it's been TOO long...

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      • NoraBaker
        11 years ago

        Hahahahahahaha Oh, how long is TOO long? I never thought I'd say these numbers in.my.life. Well, there were circumstances, that's true, but what the hell, okay! be possessive, be crazy! It's been TOOOOO long! HAHAHAHA :D

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        • TerryVie
          11 years ago

          Yay, a Green Card....

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          excellent....^_^

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Hahaha I love this comment so much

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    What is this "sex" thing you speak of? XD

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      When mommys and daddys love each other very much they sometimes express this love in a physical fashion. To the best of my understanding the daddy bends over while the mommy shoves a rod up his anus. Then the daddy smacks the mommy in the face and burns her with a cigarette.

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      • Captain_Kegstand
        11 years ago

        Oh! I saw that in a movie once! I thought the daddy was just punishing the mommy for not doing the dishes! Boy did I learn something new today!

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        • anti-hero
          11 years ago

          hehe

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    I'm not telling :)

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      Think about me counts as sex now?

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        I'm not telling :)

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  • nobodyspecial
    11 years ago

    8 hours ago

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  • iEatZombies_
    11 years ago

    It's been about 3 days. Usually it's no more than 3. Cept during that time.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    About a month ago.

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      Stop lying. Your a virgin for life. Dork :p

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        Until you rape me.

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        • dirtybirdy
          11 years ago

          Soon, my pet, soon. You just keep yourself occupied with the plus size underwear section of the Sears catalog til I get there.

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          • anti-hero
            11 years ago

            You know me too well.

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    2 weeks ago. It was OK.

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
    11 years ago

    About 2 months ago sadly :( Oh well someone has promised me sex next week so it's all good :)

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  • LizardSkin
    11 years ago

    Almost on a year dry spell. Thank god for pornography.

    I've decided to stop and find the right woman for me. I'm not about just sex anymore I want a meaningful relationship.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Almost 2 years for me, in fact I cant picture myself ever having sex again.

    I'm really awkward, actually no thats not right, whats a better way to describe it?

    Oh right, I just dont give a shit. At all.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    With another person being physically present, nearly two years ago. With another person being involved but not present, also nearly two years ago (rebound sex). With nobody but me being involved, yesterday morning.

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    • TerryVie
      11 years ago

      whats rebound sex? (you get to teach me something about sex, after all ;) )

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        lol, it's nothing to do with trampolines if that's what you were thinking. :P It's not even that interesting. It's just sex with someone you wouldn't normally consider (she was engaged to another man) and that you fall into because you've come out of a big relationship and your head is messed up.

        Moral issues aside (yes, I did the wrong thing), it was mind-blowingly good. I'd wanted to be with her for years but something always got in the way (usually me being in a closed relationship). All that anticipation suddenly seemed worth it. :D

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        • TerryVie
          11 years ago

          so it's kind of like pity sex, only it's not pity, but confusion from end of a relationship.

          So, actually, confusion sex. Which can be pity sex, but doesn't have to be.

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    11 years ago

    I had sex the day I was born: Nine thousand, seven hundred and forty years ago. Is been so long, yet so so soon. I can remember it all vividly. The colors, the smell, the taste. That cookie was so delicious. It had chocolate chips and bacon with peanuts. Mmmmmm. It's all coming back to me. I rescued it from that lonely Entennmann's Bakery Outlet. If I had that cookie's phone number, I'd do it all again.

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