When the last bite sucks....

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Isn't it just the worst when you're enjoying a yummy sandwich, or something else that's just so tasty, and you take the last bite of it and it's funky tasting or has a lump of nasty gristle in it?

It's like the whole experience is ruined. Why couldn't that be the second-to-last bite, so you could've finished on a high note?

That's the worst!! 38
I barf when this happens!! 4
Both of the above^ 9
?? I don't recall this happening. 27
I don't mind it when this happens. 10
Other (comment) 5
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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    I look at the big picture and enjoy the whole experience. Why should I let one small piece of gristle (or whatever) ruin my sandwich? The rest of it was still good after all.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Getting trolled in real life. Nothing beats it :)

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    With a couple of billion folks in the world starving or underfed, worrying about having an opimal sandwich experience seems a bit frivolous, no?

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    • IrishPotato
      11 years ago | pl

      Oh please.
      By those standards, we're not to complain about anything.

      By the wise words of Blake Bliss,
      suffering can't be compared. You can't compare suffering.

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      • Queen^of^Spades
        11 years ago

        Amen to that.

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  • blueberry26
    11 years ago

    yes , i know this feeling thats why when i'm about to finish it , i turn the sandwitch upside down so the last bite would taste great xD

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  • myownopinions
    11 years ago

    This is why I always eat the nastiest or worst tasting parts of food worse, but sometimes the last bite still ends up horrible. At those times I usually have to wash it down with something.

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  • ForMyPeaceOfMind
    11 years ago

    I will pay better attention next time, but at the moment...I can't recall this happening to me!

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    For some reason, my mind said "bite" "sucks"="vampire".

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    • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
      11 years ago

      I immediately came to the same conclusion. The image of the movie "Vampires Suck" sprung to my mind.

      Yours truely,

      Doktor Hildred Von Steinmann

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        Hey, guess what bite, suck and blow?

        No, it's not vampire prostitutes.

        It's your comments!!

        Awful. Some people can do it and some can't. You're among the can't.

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        • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
          11 years ago

          Bahahahahahahaha! I find your words amusing!

          Yours truly,

          Doktor Hildred Von Steinmann

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  • Ldizzy1234
    11 years ago

    Whenever something like that happens; I just break off the nasty piece and eat the rest.

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs
    11 years ago

    That's why I'm all tactical and shit when I eat something good.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    ...then he's a vampire!

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    • That'sRacist
      11 years ago

      That's offensive to people with certain disabilities.

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      • Riddler
        9 years ago

        In what way is this attacking those with disabilities.

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  • thanksforthefreecar
    11 years ago

    Eat the crust first and the middle last

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  • Wüstenfuchs
    11 years ago

    I can't stand gristle or overly cooked hamburger (nnot to be specific). I have to spit those last bites out. Which then creates a wonderful image to go along with the horrible experience. The worst.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    That does suck. I've had many meals ruined because of biting into something that should not be there. Those times I wish it had been on the last bite instead of like the second or third. Part of the reason I don't eat much meat.

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  • Dizzee
    11 years ago

    I agree with you, the last bite sucks and the best part is usually in the middle.

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  • iEatZombies_
    11 years ago

    I always eat the crap parts first, then all that's left is delicious!

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    • howaminotmyself
      11 years ago

      Exactly! Simple solution.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    11 years ago

    The last bite is so fucking important! I especially hate when it's a yummy slightly burnt piece of hamburger meat with a fucking gristle in it! That has bothered me for months.

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