When someone says "i love you" how do you reply?

When someone says "I love you" how do you reply?

"I love you too" 25
"I know..." 5
"That's nice" 2
"Get me another beer will you darling?" 3
"Ok, I need to get back to this TV show" 0
Silence 6
Other (please comment) 5
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Comments ( 27 )
  • chained_rage

    If you love them back, you say 'I love you too'
    If you don't love them anymore, you say 'I love youtube' really fast

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    • I like it

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    • Miyuki

      That's the best idea ever.

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    • GreyWulfen

      Smooth.

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  • CountessDouche

    A note to all poll creators:

    Context is important.

    Are we talking about a homeless person with visible headlice and a distinct oniony smell or a rugged, handsome Australian man? Are we talking about someone who's punching my cat or someone who's handing me a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie?

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    • anti-hero

      Context has no place here among the middle schoolers.

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      • CountessDouche

        Well, fuck me. I'm not drunk enough to be at a 7th grade reading/comprehension level.

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        • anti-hero

          Bottoms up.

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    • Oh alright then, sorry for not giving it context and not crossing my t's and dotting my i's . I was out last night and had a bit of a hangover when I wrote it.

      I didn't think of the homeless person with head lice angle.

      However, I am Australian and I could even be considered handsome and rugged if viewed with the right lighting.

      If someone you ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH says, "I love you" what is your reply?

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      • CountessDouche

        Watch out!
        All the strayans fall in love here.

        If the person I'm relationshiping with says I love you, I'd say "I know. I love you too. SILENCE! And get me a beer...I'm watching meh zombie stories! Thanks for the beer...this is nice...oh goddamnit, this is a fosters...I told you no imports *slap*"

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        • derpyderp

          Slap?
          We getting kinky darling?
          I hope that's at least a slap with the stubby. Tis Straya after all...

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  • I simply say I love you. I've always had this thing where I feel like if I say it with the too it's implying that I have to say it because you said it to me.

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  • Shrunk

    person i love = ''i love you too''

    random person (irl) = i would just smile/laugh quietly and go away quickly as possible

    random person (online) = i would probably say they're cute and hope i never talk to them for awhile

    someone joking = i would play along

    friend/acquaintance (irl or otherwise) = ''why?!''

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    • anti-hero

      I love you *creepy stare*

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      • Shrunk

        uhh..uhh... y-you're cute..! *pats your head and runs away*

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        • anti-hero

          *lights a cigarette in a dark and quite room, stares off into nothingness*

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  • thegypsysailor

    Kinda depends on who is saying it, and why. Don't you think?

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  • theFinder

    I just silently smile. Sometimes i give a fake 'blushy face' so that they don't take it too badly.
    I must have some really big commitment issues...

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    • FJK_frm_AK25

      Ihow do u fake a blush?

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  • I've never been comfortable when someone has said that to me. I usually try to laugh it off with sarcasm to avoid the whole thing, something like "you better!" No idea why I get uncomfortable when someone says it.

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  • NathanScot

    With your mouth.

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  • Arm0se

    Do you love them? No? Then don't say it! Don't fucking lead them on for 4 years of my life! (╥︣﹏᷅╥᷅)

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    • chained_rage

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

      I don't mean to laugh at your life in tatters but that was the fourth funniest comment I have ever read here

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    It really depends.
    If it's a family member, I say it back.
    If it's someone I just started dating, I tell them it's too soon to say I love you.
    If it's a complete stranger, I have no idea how to react.

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  • shuggy-chan

    She says "I love you" then i say "I know"

    then Darth Vader freezes me in carbonite

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    • Saying "I know" is sometimes the best option.

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  • Riddler

    All but number one would just make you come across as an asshole.

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