When i wait a few days between wanks, it feels better.

If I wank everyday the wanking doesn't feel as good.

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Based on 13 votes (12 yes)
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  • disthing

    Good things cum to those who wait.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Fantastic, you're a real class act with your outstanding mastery of puns.

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      • disthing

        When I wait a few days between puns, my punning is much more intense. I pun hard and fast and everywhere.

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        • EccentricWeird

          When you tell a bunch of jokes while folding down the microphone cord, when you're done you let it go and the audience gets a bunch of jokes at once.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    Please God, let me have a penis for a day. Or 10 mins.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Freud, your patient is here to see you now...

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    • You can have my penis anytime ;)

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  • sexysonofsam

    When I wank three times a day it feels better that when I only wank twice a day, why is this?

    I suppose its because three is better than two?

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  • Avant-Garde

    Yes. Because, your nozzle has been allowed to build up its high pressured reserves.

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    • Shackleford96

      Lol...

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