When i first learned to jerk off, i bled constantly

For the first few years, I didn't know what I was doing and rubbed my dick against my mom's sofa and pillows. By the time I came, the wounds on my dick from previous rubbings opened up again. She frequently asked why I spilled my drink on the sofa because there'd always be wet spots where I cleaned up the sperm and blood.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Wow mate! This made me kind of sad actually. How the fuck do people jack off wrong like this? Didn't you notice you were bleeding from your dick and wonder whats wrong?

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    • LloydAsher

      Who fucks up jacking off? At first I thought "hey maybe he didnt use lube at first".

      By the way no mother doesnt know what semen or blood looks like. She knew, probably didnt want you to be shamed by being a couch fucker.

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        I know right! This is either one serious dumbass or else a troll.

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