Whats wrong with tiny chicks,

What's wrong with you is a better question.

This looks like the start of a poem or rap. Where's the rest of it?

"I have failed to date a slim body girls, all i get are thick"

So are you saying you prefer thick girls or are you saying that you want to date a slim girl but cant because the girls in your area aren't slim? Your post in it's current state confuses me.

Quit wearing you " I likes em thick" teeshirt.

just got it, love thick more.

may be you are to ugly for the slim ones, hehe

Try dating a man! suck him off and see how that goes. A lot of small guys out there for you.

Why date anyone that doesn't appeal to you?
You aren't very selective, are you?