Whats the weirdest compliment you ever got that you liked?

Not common ones that your good looking or smart but something strange.. and you liked it.

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  • Holzman_67

    the video store I work at is closing down, and before all the dvd's went on sale I bought 50 of them. Upon showing my brother, he said "if anyone deserves those movies, it's you."

    I'm a movie buff and it was a simple thing he said but it was gratifying after all the films I have watched trying to unearth forgotten gems.

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  • mystery7

    I was often told by a girlfriend that I must be suffering from priapism.

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  • theseeker

    I've been told a couple times I have long eyelashes. As a guy, is that supposed to be a good or bad thing? I always wondered that.

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  • Someone once told me that I looked like Rasputin. Whether or not that's a good thing, I don't know, but at the time I found it humorous. I used to find it similarly funny when people compared me to Jesus, but that's become so boring that I now shave whenever I start to get more than a little stubble.

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  • RoseIsabella

    This girl asked me where I had the collagen in my lips done. I told her her that they were natural.
    :-)

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  • derpyderp

    I like the color of your penis

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      thanks grammaw

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  • JD777

    I've been told I have a nice speaking voice. I hate my voice when I hear recordings of myself!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Back when I used to dye my hair purple this person approaches me and says: "that's a beautiful clip in hairpiece. Where'd you get it from?" I thanked her and I told her my ponytail was real. She could NOT believe it for some reason. XD

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  • TrustMeImLying

    You're kind of a shithead aren't you

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  • RamennoodleMaster

    In high School one of the best looking girls in my grade told me she wouldn't mind #%cking me if i was a little more buff. At the time i was little insulted by it but its slowly turning more into a compliment as i get less skinny and put on weight.

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  • MadOgre

    I am teaching programming and web-design to a friend of mine who is 9 years younger.

    Once in an unrelated discussion he told me he doesn't attempt any new skill unless he has a potential to be the best at it. I remarked that this is a silly proposition and that there is always someone better at any given task.

    I then reminded him that he started programming even though I'm better at it than he is, to which he replied: "yes but someday you will die and I will be the best".

    Never laughed so hard :)

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  • Avant-Garde

    Oh, I just remembered. Many years back, I went to NYC for a birthday present, with some of my immediate family and a friend and her mom. We went to a famous wax museum. Me and my friend pretended to be statues while our family took photos. People acted like we really were statues. These two ladies came up, and as soon as our families were done, we moved. The ladies were so surprised. They told us that they thought we were wax figures!

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  • Avant-Garde

    "(insert name) had a crush on you." It was very surreal for me to hear that because, all of the signs flew over my head. Plus, I didn't think very highly of myself so, it made it very difficult for me to believe that someone could be attracted to me. I ended up taking it as a compliment.

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  • green_boogers

    The very few women that let me touch them say that I have an unexpectedly wonderful sense of touch, especially kissing.

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  • Elixis

    I can't think of one at the moment, but one time when I was condoling my friend for his low self-confidence, I told him he was like a superhero cause of all the problems he's been through with his life, and how he powered through them and tries to make others happy, he told me that was the silliest thing he ever heard but he got really happy about it.

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  • Shrunk

    Some older/middle-aged lady once asked while i was cleaning tables at work "are you european" and i said why? and she said "you just look really laid-back"...weird, but i took it as kind of a double compliment...haha.. especially since im actually pretty neurotic

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  • zsdworknman

    I was told by two different women who didn't know eachother that I would be the perfect man if I was a mute kinda backhanded compliment but I'll take what I can get.

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  • Aries

    that I am sexy when I am tired or when I am on the phone my voice is sexy .. also those two combined .

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  • chained_rage

    You know those halfmoon shaped things beneath your nails?
    The girl told me I had the prettiest, most white ones she has ever seen. She then asked if I flossed them =/

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    • chained_rage

      Okay, that sounded dumb. Her exact words:

      *playing with my fingers*

      'wow. you have the sexiest whitest halfmoons ever... do you floss?'

      :|

      It was hilarious though.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I was wearing a landscaping shirt and some way older dude asked if I wanted to plant tulips on his face.

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    • Angelmikeal0

      What a pervert?

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      • dirtybirdy

        He was a gross old geezer.

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        • RoseIsabella

          I hope he falls down and breaks a hip.
          :-)

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          • dirtybirdy

            Haha he may have. He may also be dead by now. It didn't look like he took very good care of himself. Yucky yucky man he was.

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      • Wait, are you asking or emphatically stating?

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    • Bwahahhaa, I had to read it twice because I knew there was something I was missing.

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      • dirtybirdy

        Ya, I was like 16 and he was maybe 50. Ew. It was funny though.

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        • RoseIsabella

          That's so disgusting! I'm truly sorry that happened to you, my dear Birdy.
          :-(

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          • dirtybirdy

            He raped me with his bloodshot eyes :(

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            • RoseIsabella

              *Raises a glass of ginger ale*
              >:-D
              Here's to hoping he developed prostate cancer*

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            • Once, I was asked by a redneck to plant tulips on his penis.

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  • Alyss

    I guy once admired my hand-writing, was actually one of the most romantic compliments i've ever received

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    • chained_rage

      I admire the excellent use of your comma. No comma has ever been used better and it has a glow to it that can even attract semi-colons.

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    • Did you guys make out or bump uglies?

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      • dirtybirdy

        I knocked boots once or twice. 20 hole Doc Martens. There was no time to take them off.

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        • And I easily remember that song. That makes me feel old. But I get plastic surgery regularly so I'll always be young.

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          • dirtybirdy

            I remembered it first so I feel even older :( don't even get me strated on the humpty dance. Wait, haha hey yo fat girl are you ticklish? I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.

            Please don't go any bigger with the breast implants. I'm concerned that you may have a bad body image. Love yourself the way you are! Embrace your curves!

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      • Alyss

        We fucked for about 8 months, then he went to Aus.

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        • Angelmikeal0

          you are joking right?

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        • Sorry I was actually asking in a stupid way to give you a giggle.

          But hey I hope the sex was good.

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