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| Did you fall from heaven? | 23 | |
| Damn, if i gave you a report you'd get a A for that bootay! | 6 | |
| Somebody call the cops because its illegal to look that good. | 16 | |
| Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend | 30 | |
| People call me Mr. Wood, but you can call me tonight ;) | 11 |
Or how about this:
Me: wanna play a game?
Girl: Whats it called?
Me: RAPE
Girl: No i don't want to play !!
Me: Thats the spirit!
Hi my cock just passed away I was wondering if I could bury it inside you.
That necklace is very becoming on you. Then again if I were on you I'm sure I'd be coming too.
So are you women from Ireland perchance? because when I look at you my wiener Dublins in size.
While shitfaced I told a girl the other week she was really hot and that she was in danger of me dry humping her leg and then mounting her on the dance floor.....She came up to me the week after and we got talking and well now she is my girlfriend.
"I was trying to think of a clever pickup line, but I couldn’t. My name is Sam. What's yours?"
"You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?"
"If your parents hadn't met, I'd be very a very unhappy man right now."
Those are some nice ones, but personally I think corny lines are great. They tell me you have a sense of humor and hey, you're trying right? Maybe that's just because I'm corny as well. :)
Hitting on girls have always got me disgusted/negative reactions. I have a hard enough time just thinking of something to talk about. That's usually the way to go though I think.
The most hilarious one I heard was "Is your father a terrorist because your a bomb!" Hahaha the girls father turned out to be the cop.:p Sucks to be him.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Player lines are NOT sexy. Smart girls don't like players with rehearsed lines. Your attracting the wrong type of girl with the cocky attitude.
Boys have swag
Men have class
How about the classic "I love you"
If not...how about "i would take a bullet for you, thats how much i care for you"
are you one of the girl scouts? because your building a tent in my pants.
>implying you can win a girl's heart by saying some cheesy pickup line
Dude are you serious?
One thing is seducing girls to have your way with them for one night, the proper courtship is other thing. How about you learn to cook and use the opportunity to show off your skills to a girl of your interest by inviting her to a dinner.
Lines like this shouldn't work because they demonstrate, right from the outset, that you're incapable of original thought. For whatever reason, they do occasionally start a conversation (which is much more important than the line - if you can't talk to women, no line in the world will help). I'd never use one myself but someone told me one that worked for her.
Him: Ten ton polar bear.
Her: What?
Him: It's an ice-breaker.
lol.
Him: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: I have no idea.
Him: Enough to break the ice hi I'm adam.
Hehe, or:
Him: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: What?
Him: I'm a zookeeper and if you wanted to find out we could go back and weigh them, then I'll let you throw nuts at my monkeys.
What woman could resist a monkey reference? Although I wouldn't recommend trying this with that woman who had her face ripped off by a monkey.
Certainly not "Baby you light up my world like nobody else" or "Baby baby baby ooh".
But on a more serious note, one of those lines he'd be on his way home to his mom.
man:do you have a bra on?
woman:yes.
man:**look at watch** oh sorry, my watch is 15 minutes fast.
but seriously from my experience girls find pick up lines corny what girls really dig is if you come across different just be yourself...
If you wanna use that most popular one, you need to make sure she is:
1. Single &
2. Not emotionally attached to anyone else. (If she is, make sure you do everything you can to show her that you are MUCH better than the other guy).
There was once I met a random guy in the middle of a street. He wasn't particularly good looking or ugly, just an average bloke. He saw me, walked towards me and said, "You are such a pretty girl! You're really really pretty" I saw a glow in his eyes.
i kind of melted inside...
Well, just want to say, it doesn't have to sound intelligent or unusual to impress a girl. Something simple would do too.
I think those are pretty damn funny, personally. I would have to know the guy for a little bit before him ever saying that to me or else I would walk away most likely. Because otherwise I probably would think he is an a**hole.
I have only heard 12 year olds say these things to me, and they will never in a million years work. Guys don't need these cheesy pick up lines to get a girl, they just need to be nice and get her interest.
NOTHING from that list. Unless your goal is to convince her that you're cheesy.
If you're just looking to hit on someone, try the JennaMarbles approach - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFi1sUBFJX8
if you actually want to win a heart, just start simple with "Hi. I'm [your name]."
"Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away!" -A line someone I knew made up.
She LOVES bad pick up lines. She searches them up to get a laugh, But if someone used one on her she would not be able to take them seriously. Then she would immediately call a friend to tell them what happened so she could laugh about it.
I don't know how often pick up lines are still used, really.
Have fun reading your replies! I'm sure it'll be interesting. :)
Heh that one is funny.
One of my old coworkers had one he liked using - "Do you want to get a pizza and fuck?" If the girl said no he'd ask "What's wrong with pizza?"
He said a third of the time he got slapped. A third of the time he got a laugh at least. And a third of the time he got a girl who said, "Sure!"... to both