What would your reaction be if someone kicked you in the testicles?
| Lye on the ground gasping for air. | 11 | |
| Curl into a ball and cry. | 5 | |
| Throw up. | 2 | |
| Peed my pants. | 0 | |
| Lye flat on the ground without moving or making a sound. | 5 | |
| Drop on my knees screaming and squealing like a teenager girl. | 0 | |
| Grunt, curse, swear... Cry a little. Puke a little. | 4 | |
| Slowly drag myself to the nearest bathroom or fridge. | 0 | |
| Grab my phone and call an ambulance. | 1 | |
| Pass out. | 0 |