What would you wish for if a magic fish granted you one wish?

Wealth 19
Perfect body 6
Kill your enemies 1
Intelligence 6
World Peace 10
Use the wish for something for your friend or family member 7
Super powers 33
Other 16
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Comments ( 31 )
  • TerryVie

    Super Powers, Hands down.

    I'll go with invulnerability, invisibility, flying, teleporting, laser/disintegration eye beams and stopping/slowing time.

    Then i'll go work on "Kill your enemies", "World peace", "Money", "Help a friend" and "other".

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot

    I don't know...

    I've got it! I'll use the fish to turn myself into a human lion tamer, sever my arm, and turn it into a lion! Then I could tame myself all day! It's foolproof!

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  • bananaface

    I'd love to be able to shapeshift :)

    Realistically, nothing in particular stands out, I'm a bit indifferent atm.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I'd wish to inherit the power of the fish.

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  • Super powers, no doubt. I would ask for importality.

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  • I would ask shit for my family. Maybe wealth so they don't need to work anymore, maybe another son that will give them grandkids

    But if I had to ask for myself I'd ask for a global catastrophy, the end of civilization as we know it. So if i make through -I can revert to my natural state. Live quitely in the woods and kill for food and weapons.

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  • Unimportant

    A 100 more wishes.

    And now let me feel your hate for this lame comment. Give me a thumbs down!!!

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    • VioletTrees

      Yes! This is what the OP gets for not specifying that you can't wish for more wishes.

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  • Paris2005

    I'd wish for a power that I could have over any woman in the world. A power so strong they'd run to me and do anything I wanted, even fucking her in the ass. It's fun to imagine who I'd start with. Or, a wish that I could fuck every hot woman in the world. I'd probably start out by fucking my wives mom in all her holes. Wow.

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  • SweetPea1984

    I would wish for wealth IN ORDER to help a couple of family members. I would buy both my mum (who is disabled) and my sister (who struggles on the poverty line) a house each and a car.

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  • coolio75650932

    infinite wishes. my second wish will be for him to be my slave.

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  • nAt2017

    World peace. I don't think I could live with the guilt if I didn't- I would be indirectly responsible for the deaths of billions of people, since I didn't take the opportunity to make things right.

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  • humbugmarmalade

    A portal gun

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    • coolio75650932

      dont shoot the roof and the floor under it!

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  • Wubwubwub

    wishes?? i wish i had known that earlier..

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  • smartpatrol11

    Some tartere sauce to go with the fish

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  • Anime7

    Wealth. I don't need powers to be a megalomaniac.

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  • Jessie735513

    I would wish for the person I am crushing on to feel the same way... and then to live happily ever after etc etc

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    Wealth so I can also buy the perfect body.

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  • danr934

    more wishes

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Did you read "The Fisherman's Wife"?

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  • dom180

    I think that only world peace and superpowers are completely impossible without magic. Depends how "super" the powers are out of which of those two I'd choose and if I could achieve the all the others with them :)

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  • Avant-Garde

    Superpowers.

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  • Saycheese

    First of all I would wish for many wishes, because it would get boring after awhile if I wished for endless wishes.

    But I would like super powers, invisibility would be awesome and extra strength.

    I would wish for no more insecurities at all and plus no more fatigue.

    My list could on... I would wish for more money of course too; not just for me but I would like to help people out more too.

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  • spinerbrent

    I vex of the man that killing this fish.

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  • iEatZombies_

    A sandwich.

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  • MissyLeyneous

    Cold hard cash. I need out of this stupid debt bad... It's not even a lot either.

    After that, definitely super-powers.

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  • RockerRoseanne

    Wealth, I am fairly intelligent and I don't care for looks. All other options seem redundant to me.

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  • LizardSkin

    Since when did Genie's turn into fish? What is this world coming to?

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  • NotFloydzie

    Wait, Fairly Odd Parents magic fish style?

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    • Yumazing

      Timmy is an average kid that no one understands! Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him demands!

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