What would you rather do?

If you absolutely had to pick one...?

Fart really loudly in a public place 22
Go to the dentist and have a really painful filling 5
Step in dog poo in front of your lover 27
Jump out of a plane (with a parachute) 50
Break your big toe 10
Die 1
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  • Get on a plane with a broken toe, farting on a dentist next to me as i jump out eventually landing on some dog poo and dying.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Well i rather get "painfully filled" by my denist by having him jump out a airplane and as he lands he stabs my ass with his toe, (which breaks it) as a fart really loudly and since his toe plugged my butt, the fart backs up and i die and my body falls into my dog's poo right infront of her

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      • Your_name_here

        Ok let me take a crack at this.

        Your lover picks you up from the dentist near the airport. Due to the pain meds from your painful filling you are unable to avoid the dog poop right in front of you. You are so embarrassed that you run and hide in a nearby plane. The plane begins to take off and you cry out in shock. A crew member comes in to check out the disturbance but it's to dark to see so he lights a match. This surprises you so much you let out a huge fart. As the gas meets the flame the plane explodes. As you fall you grab a parachute and deploy it but it gets tangled with your toe and before you free yourself you slam into the earth dying on impact.

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      • Well played

        Nostril

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  • Subfinmatic

    Can I change fart to shit because it's not EXTREME enough lol.

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    • Shackleford96

      Lol at this XD

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  • RinRinRon

    Sky diving all the way! XD

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  • nAt2017

    The plane things sounds like fun.

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  • nobleserpent

    Fart very loudly in public and then look angrily at the guy next to me.

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  • Aleks85

    Jump out of a plane, it's the only thing on the list I actually would love to experience.

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    • Ono

      Same. I'm glad they specified with a parachute though.

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  • misca

    "Step in dog poo in front of your lover"

    That would be me stepping in dog poo in front of... me myself. :)

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