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A Lil Boy, You Have NEVER NOT A DAY IN YOUR LIFE MET, Is Sitting Behind You On A Long Ass Flight Kicking The Shit Out of The Back of Your Seat Screaming In Your Fucking Ear &&Playing With Your Hair Between The Seats While His Big Hefty Ass Father Just Sitting There Letting Him.
| Smack The Little Bastard | 101 | |
| Smack His Father | 61 | |
| Cause A Scene | 198 | |
| Ignore The Little Fucker | 59 | |
| Kill Your Self | 37 |
take out your phone get some hardcore gay porn show the child and tell him "this is how you'll end up." and scar him for the rest of his life
I would loudly, BUT POLITELY, call the flight attendant and say, again loud enough for the parent to hear, can i change seats? The one i'm in is currently being fucken pounded on from behind, it stopped being fun when my brain started draining out my ears.
Phew...that sounds beyond annoying. Maybe try this: being sure to get the parent's attention, very sweetly address the little kid--especially if he/she is very young. Say, "Hey Sweetie sorry to bother you (look at parent), but I was trying to read/sleep/eat/whatever up here and your little feet are making it very hard to do so blah blah blah". I don't know...you can't be condescending or look like you're scarin' the kid, but I think you should be allowed to at least bring it up.
Complain to the flight attendant and ask to change chairs because of it.
On a side note - Why Do You Write Like This? One Sentence Takes One Hour To Read When You Do.
Hmmm... we've all been there! None of those options are the best and while the last may be tempting, don't do it! haha
I think the best thing to do would be to politely ask the father to tell the child to stop kicking/screaming/pulling hair. If that fails to work directly address the child and tell them to stop it in a firm but not rude/aggressive manner. Alternatively, if it is not a full flight, ask to be changed seats :)
Wait till the person sitting behind the dad goes to the loo then sit down behind him then kick the fuck out of his chair while flicking him on the head, that should make the point
this happened to me from Los Angelos CA to Liverpool UK, it was really annoying because this was in 1st class (business trip) i just turned around and flicked his eyeball while the dad wasn't looking.
I'd turn around, address the parent and say,
"Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I paid a lot of money to ride a plane as peacefully as possible. As sweet as he may be, your kid is kind of ruining it. If you could get him/her to stop kicking and touching me, that'd be greatly appreciated."
And if they give ya a hard time say,
"Hey! If you're willing to put a kid on a plane, then you better be willing to discipline him when they're bad! Now do it, or I'll toss them in the bathroom and block the entrance so they can't get out! It's your way, or mine buster. I'm feeling nice today so I'll let you choose."
Hahahaha, I was kidding about that last part. But hey, if ya think it'll work.
If I'm in a bad mood, I'd smack the little bugger so hard right after 10 seconds. In a calm and sane mood, I'd ask the dad to demand his son to immediately stop what he's doing.
trans atlantic flight. 30 minutes of incessant pounding and literally ear-aching screaming. all i had to say was 'FOR FUCKS SAKE' in a voice loud enough to be heard by everyone just over the wailing - the father seemed pretty pissed that i "just didn't understand" but the little shit got shipped to her mother a couple of rows away result!
This happened to me before but he didn't pull my hair, he just screamed at the top of his lungs. I wanted to bitch-slap him but I tried to keep my cool. He eventually settled down.
None of them... I don't like to cause scenes and I wouldn't hurt them or scream at them I'd ask nicely for the kid to stop kicking my chair. If he didn't stop I'd ask if I could move seats.
i wouldnt wanna smack anybody, wouldnt wanna start a HUGE fight cuz how much you wanna bet that stupid dad would stick up for that little brat he doesn't disclipline? i had to pick start a scene, cuz i probably would, but by changing my seat
that happened to me numerous times on the train in boston
theres really nothing you can do
My little brother kept doing that to me so I picked him up and put him in his room :l But.. That's just me :]