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| That's cool they can make there own choices | 9 | |
| Cease our friendship | 7 | |
| Have sex with his mom | 13 | |
| Film it and put it on the net | 1 |
Give him a high five, and ask him to convince his dad to fuck me - his sexually deprived girl friend.
First, I'd violently vomit my internal organs. Then I'd kick him to the curb for cheating on me and then take back all the stuff I bought my mother. It's easy since she never locks the shed, or the garage built in the 90's, or the other garage from the 80's that was converted into an apartment that she never rents out, or the third garage that was originally part of the house but was converted into a storage area. I'm pretty sure the shed was a detached garage from the 1960's because my neighbor swears that it was, but my mother denies it. Yep, that property is bizarre.
Can I rent the coverted garage, I havn't got any money but I'm sure we could cum to some sort of arrangment :)
No way bitch! You don't have the distinctly manhandled cookies I need for an ass slave! Without them cookies I'm powerless against the chronically masturbating squirrels that keep trying to jizz on my neighbors vintage set of YU-GI-OH playing cards! Why was I chosen to protect them? I don't know. Do I want to protect them? No! Do I want someone else to protect them? NO! I guess it's my destiny to protect them and I will protect them with MY life! So get lost! I don't need your help! I will protect them all on my own!
start making "my mom" jokes
then fuck his mom, but just when i ran out of jokes