What would you do if you walk in on your parents having sex?

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What would you do if you walk in on your parents having sex AND they both see you?

I would look down while turning around and run. 23
I would say 'hi' to both of them and act like nothing happens. 9
I would give my dad a thumbs-up and say, "Way to go, dad!" 7
I would give my mom a thumbs-up and say, "Nice, mommy!" 3
I would wave at them and ask them, "Is that how you do doggie?" 2
Other (comment, plz, as this is as sick as it could get) 10
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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago | pl

    I'd probably puke quite a bit. Walking in on a couple of corpses screwing; that would be a pretty damn ugly thing to behold.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      "a couple of corpses screwing"? *lmao* *rofl*

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    I would remain silent, take a step back, close the door and walk away then try to forget about it of course.

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  • zsdworknman
    9 years ago

    I would get a bucket of ice water and drench them then give them a stern lecture

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    This happened to me when I was little. They didn't see me. It was late, so they thought I was asleep. I saw them, was shocked, quickly walked away. Been scarred for life ever since. Can't even begin to imagine what it would've been like if they saw me

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      Or so you thought they did not see you.

      Yeah, "we" can see how deranged you turned out to be, hehe.

      Just kidding dude, you are not that bad, since "we" don't expect much of you anyway.

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  • freshcandynarwhalbutts
    9 years ago

    I would get a boner, get my mom to suck my dick, and then fuck her ass/pussy

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    • Rick_Bawls
      8 years ago

      Who wouldn't want to fuck their own mother in the ass? LOL

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      Seriously, dude?!

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  • 1knotted
    8 years ago

    While not identical to OP, wife & I were in our 60's when one of our Kids (40ish) blasted a sibling for thinking old folks don't/can't do it. She reminded us that her bed was on the other side of wall that our bed was on. While I can't be sure, she seems to have the best (normal) attitude to sex. Sex Ed. of your kids doesn't end with a clinical pre-puberty talk.

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  • LizardSkin
    8 years ago

    That would be quite unlikely seeing as how my mom can't stand my dad and he's at least 5x more insane than I am -- clinically speaking.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      Don't believe them. They just act that way. Try to catch them off guard to see the truth about them.

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  • BobbyTheBear
    8 years ago

    Get butt naked. Lather myself up in butter. Take a few steps back. Sprint an dive head 1st slipping between them both. Give them both the best head ever.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I'd just walk away and pretend it didn't happen.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      What can you do, right? The problem is they both see you. Oh well.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        For some reason, I think it would be creepier if I saw them both reading hentai.

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          9 years ago

          HAHAHAHA! *LMAO*

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  • wifesfeet
    8 years ago

    my daughter walked in as my wife was naked on knees ass up blowing me turns me on

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