What would you do if you saw jesus and the virgin mary in your house?

Seriously, whether you're religious or not, what would you do? How would you feel? They are covered by a shining light and are translucent....so you know they are not real people

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  • Offer them a beer like I do with my other hallucinations.

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  • anti-hero

    I would tap dance and steam a salmon in the dishwasher.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I would assume that these were demons and tell them to get out of my house. While they existed at one point in time, they have long since died. I their are religions that advise against talking to the dead for various reasons. I wouldn't want to talk to them.

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  • Goomats

    I would be confused and excited and say "Hello"...that is if I could immediately identify them as Jesus and Mary.
    If I didn't expect them or recognize them, I would probably scream in startlement and then ask who they were and what they were doing.

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  • Bettybooboo

    Give them a cup of tea. :-)

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  • Anonymous200

    See if my anti-depressants have experienced. Hallucinations are serious business.

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  • My exact words would be: "Huh...I guess there is a hell and I'll be going there when I die...Cuppa, Jesus? Mary?"

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  • deepthought33

    Depend how they got there. We're they just there when I walked into the room or did they suddenly appear in front of me? If they literally appeared in front of me I might consider that they're inter-dimensional or time travelers or something. I might give them a "who they are you and why are you here", but I'd probably still be quiet and just listen to what they have to say. I'd like to say I'd find some way of recording the encounter, but I'd just forget and kick myself later for it.

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  • You what greenboogers? Its just a question, thought I might get some half interesting, witty responses. But you guys are either taking it seriously or thinking im nuts.

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    • anti-hero

      If you wish to reply to someone directly on this site, you must click the reply button on the bottom right corner of the comment you want to reply to.

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      • What??

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    • charli.m

      People will answer how they will. They don't owe it to you to answer how you want/expect. Either deal with it, or don't ask in the first place.

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      • Yeh its not my fault if some ppl are very boring.

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        • green_boogers

          Boring? I'd say she's consistently negative and perpetually angry.

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          • charli.m

            If you're going to make a snooty comment at me, have the guts not to delete it and repost to someone else.

            And you claim *I* attack *YOU*...

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            • green_boogers

              No, no. My only claim is that I spoofed you. Nothing more than that.

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  • MasterOfWaffles

    I would begin burning.

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  • zlofton

    Go buy some more of that good weed that started the hallucinations.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'd ask them who they were and what they wanted in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit! If it checked out I'd praise God and ask them to heal and bless my family and I of course.

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    • loyally

      Jesus answered, "It is said: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"

      Luke 4:12

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      • RoseIsabella

        You're not Jesus, you're just quoting Scripture to be a smart ass.

        When Jesus and Mary show up in my living room I'll let you know what THEY say...M'kay.

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        • loyally

          Jesus said these words and you deny them.... Tsk tsk hypocrite.

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  • Personally I would think I was going nuts and would probs pass out. Or I might talk to them whilst thinking they are a hallucination and thinking that im really talking to my own subconscious.

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  • Avant-Garde

    *there

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  • green_boogers

    Sounds as if the OP may have experienced religious delusionalism.

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  • Freedom_

    Well I guess they'd have some significant reason for visiting, so I guess I'd just try to figure out why I've been blessed with their presence.

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    • thegypsysailor

      gag

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    • I don't buy that. You would probs have a breakdown.

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      • Freedom_

        Jesus emits sensations of peace so I doubt it.

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  • reminiscent

    So you know they are people who once lived...I actually find it highly unnecessary that you added that in.

    To answer your question... I am assuming they would prove to me who they were so I wouldnt think I was getting robbed by 2 strange people...I would then video the proof.
    the first person id show is my bf if he wasnt there at the time.

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    • Huh? What do you mean they once lived?? Im not religious. If you really believed in jesus, would you really put your iphone in his face? Doesn't sound right somehow.

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      • reminiscent

        At one point in time they were people who lived.

        And yeah I would video him...who wouldnt? And I have a samsung galaxy s3.
        And no not up in his face i would stand back and video him. I would most likely take out my phone and ask.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    Me and Jay getting turnt everyday in December cause its our bday on the 25th. I guess Mary can join since she'll be there already. Shes not gonna be a virgin for long I can tell you that.

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  • Threesome!?

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  • thegypsysailor

    And just how the fuck would I recognize them? Its not like there are any photos of them and that silly dick head on the cross looks different on each cross. I certainly wouldn't believe them, would I?
    So if it just some skinny white guy and his hippie girlfriend, I'd probably offer them a meal and send them packing, but since I live on a boat, I'd suggest they leave the same way they came, because I sure as hell ain't going to chauffeur them around in my dinghy.

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    • But they are translucent so something fishy is going on. Come on, if you were doing an art history lesson and someone asked you who is that woman in the blue cloak and who is that guy with the stigmata marks, sandals and thorn crown...you would say you didn't know? Use some imagination

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      • thegypsysailor

        It is almost impossible for me to imagine any religious icon, as I abhor the whole subject and what it has done to humanity.
        Perhaps I shouldn't have answered, but the idea of them even being on a boat and how they were going to leave it, if I didn't ferry them, tickled my fancy.

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