What would you do if you receive a penis from gloryhole?

We might know about gloryhole porn. But what about reality? What would you do if you are in a stall and a penis makes its way from a hole from the other side?
Have anyone experienced it in reality?
I ask this cause I would never slide my penis to someone cause I am afraid of getting hurt.
Someone might feel offended and hit it or spray pepper on it.
Let me know what you think.

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Based on 13 votes (9 yes)
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Comments ( 24 )
  • xfg42

    Violence toward an innocent dick that pops out of a random hole in front of you is uncalled for.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I would quietly take my lighter out of my pocket and burn that little piggy.

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    • vikander

      you are so cruel.

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      • dirtybirdy

        Nah, I just don't want some mystery dick intruding upon my potty time.

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        • vikander

          you can always kiss the dick goodbye ;)

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  • Anonnet

    Realistically, I would probably say out loud that I'm not into that, didn't know this was a gloryhole, and then get out. I'm not trying to start a fight with random dudes in public bathrooms.

    I like how you worded that, though. "A penis makes it's way from a hole from the other side", like it had to go through some epic, Tolkien journey to make it through this hole in the wall. It had to pass a wizard that went "you, shall not, pass!" Either that, or it was slithering along the floor like a snake, unbeknownst to its owner, and managed to stick its head through this hole.

    I have a weird sense of humor.

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    • nikkiclaire

      Thought the same haha.

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    • jukkara

      I was thinking roughly the same thing.

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    • HalfInsaneFemale

      you have the same humor as me lol

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  • Cedric_Diggory

    Glue it in place and cut it like the arm of an emo person... after that I will put a nail into the peepee hole and hammer it all the way in... then I will put a strong magnet above it... once it ripped the nail through the penis roof I will pour bicarbonate of soda over it and maybe some sulphur... then light that mother up

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    • here2help

      dude are you okay? were you abused or something?

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      • Cedric_Diggory

        Just because I walk around with one nail, bicarb, an overly powerful magnet and sulphur in my pockets does not mean that there is something wrong with me

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        • here2help

          no but it sure could be

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  • supaflyafro

    HOLY SHIT this is funny. The responses and possibikitues you stated are gold. High five.

    Btw, I don't trust gloryholes.

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  • gregjm

    If a cock came through the hole I would suck it, that is why I am there.
    I have sucked a number of cocks through a gloryhole, usually until they cum in my mouth then I swallow.

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    • bfus

      That sounds hot but I'd be afraid of getting an std

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  • here2help

    I would scream as loud as humanly possible: "HAHAHAH NICE CHODE DUDE!!!"

    That should take care of it.

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  • CozmoWank

    Staple it to the wall.

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  • Bigbone

    Stop watching all that porn. Get back to reality.

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  • jukkara

    err. castrate him. aint no dick getting over to me.

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  • fedicle

    If it looked good/clean I would touch it and suck it until he got off. I would then offer mine to him hoping for the same.

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  • 123456789assssssss

    Rip it off.

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  • ews3

    If you are in a stall with a glory hole then you are looking for sex. I would suck the cock until they came in my mouth and swallow the load.

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  • (s)aint

    I have.
    I was at a sex club with an old FwB and then all of the sudden I had a penis in front of my head.
    I did not take it, it had no condom on it.

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