What would you do if you had a penis?

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I'd change sex if I woke up with a penis. What would you ?

F*ck a guy 10
Pee on someone's mom 4
Wack off in front of a daycare center in broad daylight 7
F*ck a girl 11
Chop your dick off 1
Change sex 1
Try to suck it yourself 10
Paint it in joyful colors 2
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  • kelili
    1 year ago

    Measure it.

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    • Willybob2
      1 year ago

      🥰

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  • mafioso
    1 year ago

    All options are good, seems more like a bucket list 😅

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  • Rocknrolla81
    1 year ago

    I already have one lol

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  • Curiouskitten444
    1 year ago

    Be super stoked then Fuck a girl or guy. I'd lose my partner though :c hes straight.

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  • farkelu
    1 year ago

    I already have a dick. But if I had a big hard cock in front of me right now, I'd suck it lovingly until it filled my mouth with sweet-salty cum. My first sex was with a boy my age (we were both like 11) and we loved deep wet tongue kissing and sucking each others cocks.

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    • Rocknrolla81
      1 year ago

      Same here we were around 10

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      • farkelu
        1 year ago

        Isn't it wonderful? With the right partner, who is sweet and handsome and willing to experiment, it can be glorious!

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        • Rocknrolla81
          1 year ago

          Oh very glorious!!! When you both are horny and are down to try anything mmmm

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    • Manowar1
      1 year ago

      Nice

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      • farkelu
        1 year ago

        Yeah, it was! :-)

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  • Scouselad
    1 year ago

    I have one it’s 8 inch I’m 32 and my mom used to touch it and dress me in her knickers

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  • Maturefeet
    1 year ago

    I would suck myself or masturbate

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    • Manowar1
      1 year ago

      I would to to the point the head turns purple.
      Lol

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  • Lusty-Argonian
    1 year ago

    I meanie a second one? I suppose get surgery because a hermaphrodite maje some awesome weird porn

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
    1 year ago

    Tell my boyfriend, "Well, this is our life now." And hope he loves me enough to stay with me. Will I still have the big boobies that first caught his attention or am I fully male?

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    • ospry
      1 year ago

      A big ol' set of tiddies and being male aren't mutually exclusive

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      • EnglishLad
        1 year ago

        Yes they are. Unless you're incredibly fat.

        If you don't have an XY chromosome, you're not biologically a man. Facts don't care about your feelings.

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      • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
        1 year ago

        True

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