What would you do if some one asked for your food

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so your at lunch, and then one of your best freinds ask for some of your DELICIOUS food. i meen, when i say DELICIOUS i meen you be walkin up in there with crabs and stake!!
yea i know it sounds outta place but what would you do?!

give them a big portion 4
give them a medium portion 27
give them a portion so small they dont even have to chew 6
say no 5
say HELL NO 7
lie and say somethign witty so that you dont have to share 4
other (tell in comments) 3
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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    10 years ago

    Stab them with a fork, this is MY food

    Pfft, trying to take my food

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    • gorillaphant
      10 years ago

      stab them with the stake!

      but seriously, don't they have their own food to eat? I don't mind sharing bites of food with friends. Maybe they have something I want to take a little taste of.

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  • iEatZombies_
    10 years ago

    Tell them "This trash can is mine! Get your own!"

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  • gutia
    10 years ago

    I grew up in a large household, sharing food is not an option.

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  • Aliceee93
    10 years ago

    Crabs and 'stake' sounds like dodgy food, I'd give them it and run!

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  • disthing
    10 years ago

    I would pour it down their pants and give them a spoon.

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    I meen stake!

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    • charli.m
      10 years ago

      Du yoo reely?

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      • iEatZombies_
        10 years ago

        Think aboot wats at steak hear.

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        • charli.m
          10 years ago

          *thik

          Fixed it for you.

          ;)

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          • iEatZombies_
            10 years ago

            Phew, thanks. Coulda been embarrassing.
            =)

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  • Fantasticzxc
    10 years ago

    i will give them all.

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  • Gbm1
    10 years ago

    "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Give it to them. I am not particularly fond of eating especially, when in the presence of others. It really depends on my relationship with them, but from the way I am typing, it sounds like I would only give them some in the heat of sexual attraction. The heat would set fire to the food.

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      Then again, the sharing of food strikes me as being rather intimate and personal. I can however see myself not having any problems if I were to give some to my SO.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    It depends on what I'm eating and how hungry I am.

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  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    Pstt like friends ever ask. They just take that shit.

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  • ohweirdone
    10 years ago

    JOEY DOSN'T SHARE FOOD.

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    Why not. I mean friends ask me. They want a taste. I'd give them some.
    'Course this is the first time. If whenever I order (grilled Salmon for example) and they want food everytime, I'd say no! Get your own meal. To taste is ok, but to eat half my food every time - piss off! If you want to trade and I like your food, we can swap. 50 to 50.

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    10 years ago

    If they were poor and hungry I would feed them. If they were just being a dick I would not be so inclined.

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  • NurseDiesel
    10 years ago

    I would wonder whose lunch I accidentally stole.I don't really eat that stuff you see.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Crumbs from off the ground.

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  • Vivien5
    10 years ago

    Hmm, firstly I'd think about how needy they are. If they don't have food, I'd give them half of what I have if not all of it.:) But if they are not needy and ask you all the time to give them food because they crave what you have then I wouldn't give them at all. They are not children so that they can't stop asking. So tell them in a nice whay to leave you eat.:)

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  • funkedup
    10 years ago

    I have a lot of good friends, but 3 "best" friends. If one of my best friends wanted some of my food, they get a big portion, maybe half if they don't have a lunch. Good friends get a proper taste. Others will depend on my mood, but I'd almost never say no to anyone that wanted food.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I would not mind sharing if someone asked my politely. If someone were to just reach over my plate without asking though, then the plate would be a new addition to their face.

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  • Unimportant
    10 years ago

    I'd beat them to death with a wooden dildo.

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