What would you do if a zombie apocolypse happened?

Slightly off-topic question- have you ever noticed how there has never, not once, been a stoner character in a zombie movie saying "I told you it was coming" the whole time? Some crazy stoner that has had the whole thing planned out and prepared for for years? Someone needs to add a character like that in a zombie movie.

Zombies, pfffft. I eat them for breakfast.

These are all really dumb choices, I would fort up in costco where i would wait for the zombies to die of starvation. Costco has enough supplies that I could live off of for years.

I'd probably waste on my time on INN. With a shotgun at my side. Or a sword! Swords are cool.

Shaun of the dead

grab Nick and Ellis with me....okay, and Coach too and head to New Orleans

I'd try to survive as best I can. After all, I'd rather die in a zombie apocalypse and any other way!

I would get in my car and drive to the nearest gun store!! Zombie killing spree! >:D
I'd probably get a desert eagle. HEAD SHOT!! 10 points!

"Is It Normal that Zombies are Battering my Door down? Lol, what should I do?"

Then wait for some replys.

go through my hundreds of rounds of ammunition.

kill them with a baseball bat or an axe or throw teddy bears at them while naked. Im not lying

I'm just waiting for the zombies to actually become a real thing! I'm not prepared by any means but out of no where turning into a badass chick poppin zombies to survive? Bring on the camo!

Get my guns and head off to my earth ship in New Mexico. That's about it.

I would wish that I was black and could wield katanas...And also wish that me and Norman Reedus would magically find each other so I can fangirl over him in person, while at the same time kicking zombie ass.

Forget about your old life, it is over. Life is now surviving and your greatest ambition is to survive until you die of old age. Maybe join a group, people you know or trust. Get supplies and weapons and escape the densely populated areas like towns and cities. You dont have the luxury to be ethical, unless you plan on dying. Good to get a vechile. The ultimate plan would be to escape on a boat to a uninbaited island or something similar. So... you probs gonna die real soon. So food, supplies, weapons, and survive.

I'd escape from this planet with other non-infected humans and go find another planet to live on.

Go huntin'.. Finally it's alright to shoot people. well, used to be people, but still better than nothing.

I'd probably be like "whatever, no one lives forever" and bake cookies until one of them bit me. Then I'd see what it's like to be one of them.

you could fuck the zombies see if that would wake them up I'd burn them all with fire i don't no fucking one they might stink tho

The apocalypse will happen at night, and that's why I keep my bedroom door locked and bolted whenever I am in it.
Just a heads up.

THOSE options? pfft,I have a 200 page zombie apocalypse survival plan, for nearly every scenario. I could tell you the exact plan, but it would take at least 30 posts to say it all.

I would just stay at home like I normally do. Despite the fact that I live right next to a cemetary.

hole up in my house passing the days by tearing up some zombies with my M-60 belt fed machine gun

I would stop smoking PCP and check into rehab because seeing zombies is a sure sign of using hallucinagens...

next, Drive to the least populated are in your state, than find a walmart or other store without too many windows. You and the other adults, (just make sure one is still in the car ready to drive off if they see zombies coming.) secure the store, kill anything that moves! go find the keys in the office to the door. Call the kids in ONLY if your certain it is empty. Lock them in the office till stage 2 is finished.Get rid (throw out the door) Any unnessisary racks, or other things to make sure that there isn't crowded aisles, because if one gets in, the whole store is a potential hiding place. keep the camera's in view at all times! board up the doors and windows, make sure there is a roof escape JUST IN CASE. Now that your all set, just wait it out till the zombies starve to death or the army takes them out. One rule i think will always hurt but be nessasary. If you see somebody alive being chased by a group of zombies and they are approching fast, use a sniper rifle to take them out before they get too close. better them than your family, and if they are killed right in front of the store, the zombies might attract more zombies to come check out that spot, and they might discover your little safe house. DO NOT LEAVE THIS STORE. That is what i always hated about dawn of the dead, even though it was an awesome movie, i found them retarded for leaving such a place so they could die. THANK YOU FOR READING MY IMAGINARY SURVIVAL PLAN :D i wish i made a movie lol

ZOMBIES!!! I have been obsessed with them since i was 6 lmao! I have thought of every possible way to survive in a zombie world, and I'm quiet proud of it :D Faster zombies are scarier and less easy to avoid and get away from, and slower zombies have a tendancy to sneak up on you and look more menacing, giving you a moment to shit your pants before running lol. I'd call up my closes family and tell them to board up the house, and take all the precautions I told them about when they were all calling me 'crazy' and 'stupid'(Got to make sure i rub it in lol) I want them to hide in the basement, lights off, make a hole on the top of the roof (Out of site if you look at the house from below) & a ladders with them. Meanwhile I will suit myself up with my most tightest outfit (It's hard to run if you have to keep pulling up your pants ect.) Find some skating gear and put it on so just in case they try to bite me. Find something to put over your mouth and nose, just in case blood splatters. Use house hold weapons (I have swords and knifes so i'll use those) Most people don't HAVE guns and ammo so i would use what i got. Next I check if the coast was clear and would sneak into my car And drive off. I would NOT hit any with my car, cuz if it wrecks, I am SCREWED. I'd pick the least populated area with a guns and ammo shop, and take MUCH more than i think i will actually need, because it will come in handy. Next stop, car dealership. I'd pick a fast car, thats not liable to flip over, but is still high off the ground, but MUST be 4 door, like a hummer. I'd change cars fast and quietly, hot wireing it and taking off (If you have two people this would be better, so one could stand guard) After i would drive to the nearest loved ones house, call them and tell them to go on the roof and hide with one of the ladders and wait. I would servey the area, than circle the house a couple times till i was certain the zombies won't pop out of nowhere. Then I'd tell them one by one to come down the ladder as i was circling by, swoop one of them up then circle again and swoop another one up till they all were safe. I'd do this for as many family members as possible. NO RANDOM SURVIVERS that ran from no where and wants to go. I know this sounds cruel but you don't know if they have gotten bitten or not and they WILL lie. Same goes for family, If they have gotten bitten make them stay at the house and give them a gun. It will hurt but it will be for the best in the long run. you don't want them transforming in the car. Give everyone a gun (kids get knifes.) Now being the brave one, you must get to a gas station with gas cans and FILL them all up!! Cars don't run on rainbows! loot the store for as much food as you can carry, but nothing more. MAKE SURE you tell whoever is put in charge of driving, to TAKE OFF the moment they see a horde of zombies, or shoot them.

im going top of the house with enough ammo to kill them an thats only if they die when u shot them in the head

Survive by any means necessary.

i would stay at my house i live out in the country with 6ft fences all around

i would barricade myself and my friends on top of my local supermarket, then get power tools from the shop near it to defend us, then i'd kill zombies and rescue survivors and loved ones.

I already have all my guns and melee weapons easily accessible near where I sleep so I'm up and out to the woods (if there aren't that many zombies, and I mean like almost none, I'm looking for friends/family first though)

They wouldn't be very difficult to kill..... they're already dead

I would hole up in my attic. After I would starve long enough, I would probably join the zombies though.

O.O

Out of these options, I'd hide. Personally, I'd get with a group of people that I can trust.

Kill them

SOOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!! i love ZOmbies