What would you do if a stranger walked up to you and slapped you?

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Say you were minding your own business and some random stranger walks up to you and slaps you in the face as hard as they can, what would you do?

Slap them back/Fight 38
Ignore them 2
Run away 1
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  • Johnnytherat
    9 years ago

    I would beat the shit out of them. I bench 210 i weigh 190 im 6'0. They better be packing 1 hell of a slap.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      6' Rat, what are you Rat Fink?!?!?

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      • Johnnytherat
        9 years ago

        Shut up jackie chan. 1v1 CoD.

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    • Darkoil
      9 years ago

      210 kg or pounds?

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      • Johnnytherat
        9 years ago

        pounds this site is american... we speak american round' these parts sonny!

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        • Darkoil
          9 years ago

          Well that's like 95 kg, I wouldn't brag about it.

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          • Johnnytherat
            9 years ago

            uhhh i think you misread what i said. im pretty sure 210 pounds in america means 210. lol just sayin i can lift my own body weight with ease. and i know how to handle myself in a fight.

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            • Darkoil
              9 years ago

              With a name like Johnny the rat I should hope so as well.

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      • shuggy-chan
        9 years ago

        Lol 210 kg!! Hahaha that 470 lb rat, dear god

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  • Crμsades
    9 years ago

    Lmao i already know nerds on this site will act all tough and brag about how they would kick the attacker's ass. But in reality, most of them would probably piss their pants and start to cry.

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    • LizardSkin
      9 years ago

      Nice attempt at projecting lil'guy.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      although im not that person anymore, I used to be the Slapper, but never the slapped. I broke a guys glasses before

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    get in my car and park on them

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Find out who their mother is, video tape me having sex with their her. Give tape to the person who slapped me and tell them to watch it.

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  • Darkoil
    9 years ago

    Not exactly the same but a guy driving past me randomly called me a prat the other day so I kicked his car, I thought he would get out but the twat just drove off.

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  • Tommythecat.
    9 years ago

    Strangle them and fuck their corpse, or I'd politely ask them to knock it off.

    It depends on what mood you catch me in.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Had it done to me before, although more of a backhand slap than an actual slap, so I just slapped 'em back. They gave this unexpected glare afterwards and walked off. No idea what it was about but I assume his buddies put him up to it.

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  • justanothersomeone
    9 years ago

    Well first I would go "OW!", but then I think I would just walk away.......

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  • alextsang08
    9 years ago

    I would slap him back, AND give him a kick in the nuts.

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  • Ibelievethis
    9 years ago

    Hit them back no fuckin 2 ways about it! x

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  • napoleon
    9 years ago

    Depends.. If the guy is packing more than I can handle, I'll pay off the nearest heavyweight henchman to whoop his ass. If he is what I can handle, I pray I don't beat him senseless to death.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Im not sure and I hope I never find out!

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  • TrustMeImLying
    9 years ago

    definitely one of 3 outcomes. now I'm curious which one of those I'd do

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I have a very strong attack reflex to pain. I'm not sure exactly how it would be at this age, but when I was younger, my reaction could land me in jail. Let's hope with maturity comes some restraint.

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  • mrkrule
    9 years ago

    to be honest I would probably cry from hurt feelings, fear and embarrassment

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