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What if you were out in the middle of an empty street and a large animal like a dog or gorilla comes running toward you? What's your reaction?
| Run and hide | 24 | |
| Try to defend myself | 20 | |
| Panic | 14 |
Find the closest thing to a weapon, try to get to higher ground so that I don't need to fight it but would have an advantage if it was needed.
Not smarter, though. Also, if the weapon is sharp or can be made sharp, given the higher ground and the animal trying to reach me, I could jab its eyes.
You could pull it's eyes out and have Eye Kabobs! What a delightful treat!
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*Itduz passes out wakes up and looks down and sees nothing, and looks up and what whaaa? My hair! My prized possession! Luciennnn!!!! Lucien *Looks up at new hair and looks down at new dinger* "I AM THE ITDUZ"...*Sways lucious hair in the wind* So it begins an EPIC journey to retrieve the holy hair of Itduz.
I would imagine a dog would be less of an intense fight than one with a gorilla.
Depends on my mood. If I was pissed off, I would take on that mothafucka and pour its innards out of the neck hole after I ripped its god damn head off. Then stomp its mangled carcass as I cawed and flapped victoriously in the moonlight shining through the branches of the death tree.
If I was like all mellowww and stoooned i'd be like heeeeyyyyyy buuuuddyyyy why you barrelin at me brooo?? Hey you wanna get some ice cream? Coooooool.
And anything in between I guess. Who knows til it happens.
First, I would pull my pants back up. Then I'd quickly think of how I can't piss any-fuckin-where as apicture of my clogged toilets flashes through my head. Then, I would just as quickly realize the gorilladog is almost near and I won't get my pants up in time. Finally, I will hobble as quickly as I can into the bushes to hide, turn to see my fate standing before me, and shit down my leg, inside and outside of my pants and on the bushes. It's at this point I'll notice it was Grandmother the whole time,dressed in a gorilladog suit, and now she's laughing at me so hard she just pooped her depends.
Next time I have pee I'm wearing depends.
There was this dog that chased me after I came out of the car to go to my cousin's house. The doors were locked, so I didn't have the time to open it. I ran as fast as I could back to that car and jumped on top of it. While running, I tried to swing my leg (aka "kick") at the dog, and it got scared and ran away.
That sounds scary. Did you survive? Is this a ghost talking to me right now? Are you a ghost? Please say you're not. Ghosts like to grab me by my nipples and spin me around. It's fun and all, but I always wind up acquiring pubic lice. HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN AWAY PUBIC LICE?!
You're supposed to offer your forearm for the thing to bite on. Once it latches on then you knife the thing in the belly.
depends..is it hungry , angry or horny? or worse all 3! i would try singng to it at last resort
Middle of an empty street? If it's a dog, I'd panic. Even if I had a weapon on me, I don't want it on my conscience if it was just running up to lick me or something. You didn't state what the animal's intentions were, and I'm not an animal expert capable of figuring that out before it reaches me. If it's like past experiences, it licks me and I walk away feeling like a coward. If it's not, I get a free trip to the hospital.
If it's a GORILLA, though? I'm running. Not hiding, just running. Head for a populated area and hope he either gets scared or the others slow him down.
Is it a dog or a gorilla? I've killed a dog with my hands before(He deserved it). A gorilla on the other hand would worry me.
A gorilla? Oh that's easy I'd just whoop its ass. I wouldn't even have to use spinning shit.