What would you do if...

It is year 1944. You are dating a lovely girl (a guy if you prefer men), but you're feeling a little smothered.

Just before you were about to discuss "getting some space" (interpret it however you will) she/he told you her/his dad wanted a word with you.

You ask her/him about her dad and she/he tells you he's Stalin.

What would you do?

Go meet her/his dad, anyway. 20
Make an excuse from meeting her/his dad. 3
Flee the country. 13
Break up with her/him. 2
Marry her. 6
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  • Wkdcon

    I'd say my piano teacher is Truman.

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    • His term didn't begin until 1945.

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      • anti-hero

        He was still alive.

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      • Wkdcon

        Dammit!

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  • DoctorAngelDust

    I would get in good with her to win the favor of her father.

    Having a Russian dictator as an ally would have benefited me when I was slinging dope.

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    • But if you ever hurt his daughter (unintentionally or not) ...

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      • DoctorAngelDust

        I die a wealthy man.

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  • mountain-man82

    Wouldnt matter to me. If I was in love with stalins daughter Id still meet the dad.

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