What would you do if...

You joined a football or basketball team and your Jersey number was 69?

Ask for a different number	11
laugh and suggest your new nickname will be 69	60
Quit the team entirely	0
Murder the person who assigned the number	7
you really just wouldn't care	85
Other (comments)	5

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10 years ago | pl

i'd find it very fitting

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- Shackleford96
  
  10 years ago
  
  ^just had to 1up me didn't you :P
  
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  - 69
    
    10 years ago
    
    ah, what can i say, i was just born wit it
    
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    - Shackleford96
      
      10 years ago
      
      I like your profile picture too :)
      
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Shackleford96

10 years ago | pl

Embrace it whole-heartedly!

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- howaminotmyself
  
  10 years ago
  
  It is a nice embrace. :)
  
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  - Shackleford96
    
    10 years ago
    
    Haha!!! Win :)
    
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  - anti-hero
    
    10 years ago
    
    Growl haha
    
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    - howaminotmyself
      
      10 years ago
      
      Whatcha lookin at? :P
      
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      - anti-hero
        
        10 years ago
        
        Sorry, I will divert my eyes. *peeks through fingers*
        
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[Old Memory]

10 years ago | pl

Put a question mark at the end.

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- braintrip
  
  10 years ago
  
  then id put a few !!!'s by it
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    10 years ago
    
    Woop.
    
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pacinoharmon

10 years ago

That'd be the best number to get! Or 42 cause it's the meaning of life :D

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- Shackleford96
  
  10 years ago
  
  No, fuck that movie. That movie sucked ass. :|
  
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suckonthis9

10 years ago

Lick on this '6',
Suck on this '9'.
Duck and suck and lick on both,
Slick at the same time!

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- dirtybirdy
  
  10 years ago
  
  What the fuck just happened here!?!?!?
  
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  - suckonthis9
    
    10 years ago
    
    Orgasm?
    
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    - 69
      
      10 years ago
      
      please refrain from using -asms
      
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      - suckonthis9
        
        10 years ago
        
        Fine, it's a climax then.
        
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        69
        
        10 years ago
        
        wonderful, as long as you don't do it alone so it isn't any -ism
        
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- suckonthis9
  
  10 years ago
  
  '69' on LSD
  
  Lick on this '6',
  Suck on this '9'.
  Duck and suck and lick on both;
  Slick at the same time!
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    10 years ago
    
    I'm starting to wonder if you're on mind-altering drugs.
    
    You go from reason, to raving lunatic in the drop of a hat.
    
    ...that's why I'm here. I'm at least consistently a raving lunatic, no matter what lunar phase we're in...and I can call you on it..
    
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    - suckonthis9
      
      10 years ago
      
      Violation.
      
      Please see Rule #13.
      
      Rape; Repeat Offender.
      
      Plagiary is a very serious criminal offense.
      
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feliciasexopants

10 years ago

I would be so happy!!

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GuessWho

10 years ago

I would deliberately choose that number if I could.

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[Old Memory]

10 years ago

I'd make it "apparent".

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[Old Memory]

10 years ago

Smile and not say anything. I'd be secretly pleased but, not wanting to draw extra attention to it, I wouldn't say anything about it.

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- shuggy-chan
  
  10 years ago
  
  Hmmm secretly pleased u say.... =3
  
  And I'd prefer to be #11, cause then I'd be #1 twice
  
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Cuntsiclestick

10 years ago

That would be awesome! I'd happily take the number.

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robbieforgotpw

10 years ago

I was always given the number 2 because of my toilet clogging ability. Also known as 'crapper'

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Ibelievethis

10 years ago

Well there is very little if any chance of me joining a rugby/football team but if I did I'd have no problem with having this number on my shirt. After all 69 is my favorite number! xxx

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Choclateman47

10 years ago

Its more attention!

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Avant-Garde

10 years ago

I'd just deal with for as possible. I doubt that asking for a different number would be possible if there were so many try-outs for the team.

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Wendell

10 years ago

One year my HS football teams captains were numbers 6 and 9 and when they would line up for the coin toss it made 69

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Unimportant

10 years ago

I guess it's still better than being number two.

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RomeoDeMontague

10 years ago

I really like basket ball and am good at it. I would love being on a basket ball team. No one I know cares about sports.

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Gumball

10 years ago

Roll with it.

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