What would you do?

What would you do if you saw the sexiest man/woman in the world? He/she is literally the sexiest person you will ever see. Everything about this person turns you on. One night, you finally get to be alone with this person, and as they're stripping off their cloths to please you, you discover that they are not who they seem to be. They are actually a creature from another world. You don't know if they are here to steal your soul and the sexy appearence was only to fool you into getting you alone and stealing it from you or if they are here to impregnate you (get you to impregnate them) to make more of their kind. Or they may even be something peaceful that just happens to be really sexy. All you know is that they are not from this world and they are sexy beyond all reason. What would you do in this situation?

"Oh, well! Still sexy!" (Give in to your desires) 10
"Dafuq!"(Not take your chances and run) 9
Other (leave comment) 3
"Creature from another world?!?!... All the better!" 13
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Comments ( 25 )
  • KeddersPrincess

    I'd fuck him. Hands down.

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    • JustDave

      Oh sure. You say that now... But how will you feel 5 months from now when some human/Venutian hybrid is clawing its way thru your abdominal walls and its father won't send you any intergalactic currency for child support?

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      • KeddersPrincess

        I'd get an abortion.

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  • RapidlyRotatingPanda

    I'd at first attempt to have a reasonable conversation discussing the creatures intentions, and non-human features, and if their intentions truly were peaceful and I believed them, sexy time, if otherwise, run like 9 year old boy who just woke up in Gary Glitter's basement.

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    • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

      Just laughed my head off. Totally agree.

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  • OswaldCobblepot

    Funny… "Borg Queen" is what I named my Fleshlight.

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  • VioletTrees

    How is this even a question? If you have the opportunity to fuck an alien, you do it. Honestly, it wouldn't even have to be a sexy alien. I'd fuck the Borg queen.

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    • dappled

      Are you saying the Borg queen isn't sexy? I'm shocked. She could assimilate me any day.

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      • VioletTrees

        Haha. Admittedly, the Borg queen is pretty confusingly sexy.

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  • FocoUS

    Pfft! I wouldn't get in that situation. The sexiest person in the world? Do you realize how bad my anxiety is? He'd say "hello" and I'd turn on my heal and be gone before I even had the chance to learn that he was really a monster.

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    • dappled

      Awww. :/

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  • Silentnight

    If they were some sexy creature that were here to harm everyone on earth..... Fuck the shit out of them then throw them off a cliff. At least I could walk past and say "I tapped that shit".

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  • GuessWho

    "Everything about this person turns you on."

    That would require she have the appearance of a normal human female, so... A human from another world.

    Why would I stop just because she's from another world?
    That's like saying I'm not interested in girls from other countries.

    As far as her motive goes, I'll take my chances.

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  • Bonnabell

    I am in control of all my desiere anything that temps me will be rejected or destroyed. I am master nothing masters me!

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  • JustDave

    What if it turned out to be a crossdressing alien? Or just looking to get married to get a green card? Or what if it had a vagina with blades? ...or locked you in an embrace while it performed a rectal probe with its special probe appendage? Or...

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    • JustDave

      What if they just wanted to fuck you so they could brag to their friends on Venus?

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  • Yumazing

    Dafuq.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'd get my shotgun.

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    • VioletTrees

      Kinky.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Yep. Nothing kinkier then rolling around in alien intestines and blood.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Among other things, my brain would be impenetrable to the likes of that freak. I would kill him. No questions.

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  • Boo!

    Hmm.. I want to give in to temptation if he's hawty hot hot but I dont want to take risks. :/ Well to be in this situation, I'd first have to fall in love with him and vice versa. I'm not going to have sex with just anyone. If I love the person I probably wont run away and I'd have faith in my partner. :)

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  • shuggy-chan

    well 1st i learn how to spell "clothes" before doing anything

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    • Boo!

      Maybe the OP just forgot the 'e'. It was "cloths." :D

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