What would you do?

You are hiding from an enemy government's soldiers. Your baby starts to cry. They will find you and kill you, twenty others, and the baby if the baby continues to cry. The only way to make it quit is to smother it. There is no other option. What would you do?

Smother the baby 39
Let it cry 13
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Comments ( 27 )
  • wigsplitz

    Well couldn't you get it on the tit and maybe shut it up? Is it an infant? That's what I'd do first anyway. Seems like there could be a few more options.

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    • anti-hero

      I always go with the tit option.

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      • TerryVie

        Well, this is TOO easy, Megan ^_^
        Just wait until Space Ghost reads that...

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        • im_ok_computer

          I love space ghost:)

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        • Captain_Kegstand

          I missed the origin of this Megan thing, but this is starting to be a source of quite a bit of amusement for me!

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          • anti-hero

            AAAHHHHH!

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            • Captain_Kegstand

              XD

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  • flutterhigh

    Trick question, the baby is obviously a spy. Kill it.

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  • Dad

    The question is illogical.

    You cannot know what you'd do in that situation unless you are in it.
    The choices are not two, but likely thousands of options.

    Note, the enemy soldiers are just going to kill you? And the baby anyway? I say there's always hope.

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    • deathbringer

      humor the question you stiff

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      • Dad

        Actually I can't help but answer correctly, well to the best of my ability.
        As in this case you never know, oneday someone could be in this position (of life threatening choice) and carelessly say, oh I remember, I need to kill the infant!

        Some things can have humor attached. But not topics about killing babies!!

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        • deathbringer

          what you just said "oh i remember, i need to kill the infant!" was hallarious

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  • jondoerandom

    smotherting takes too long. Babies' bones don't have any strengh -break its neck.

    what? I'm just being practical.

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  • NotFloydzie

    Babies are not things I carry around. But obviously you'll have no other choice but to smother it.

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  • deathbringer

    let the baby cry so that everyone dies!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'd smother the baby. It would probably go through a lot worse if they find us.

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  • Sir Reginald Fisticuffs III

    My great uncle Sir Williame Henrye Edmunde Harolde Theodore Henrye Worcestershiresauce XI would regularly stifle the cries of feeble, anemic infants! Such practice is inevitable for the proper progressione of moderne society!

    Signed,

    Sir Reginald Fisticuffs III

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    • anti-hero

      I would like to know your thoughts on Gordon Lightfoot.

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  • iEatZombies_

    I would throw it the soldiers and run away- but not before I grab my scuba gear. That's important.

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  • Aless

    hmm good question and youre saying there is no other way to quiet the child at all so
    knowing that i would fuckin hate to do so but i would end the poor things life knowing that if it were to continue crying we would be found and it would suffer further sounds cruel but i would save many lives as well as my own and end future torture to the child.

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  • Depends. If there was no alternative, I'd smother it. If I could use it as a distraction to get behind the enemy soldiers, I'd do that and kill them.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    I have absolutely no idea what I would do. I think I would have to be in that situation before I knew.

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  • jellokatt

    lets see, first off, i don't like and would never have a baby... secondly, the baby is going to die anyway - easy choice

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  • zchristian

    Id go assassin and kill them all... Dream thinking you know...

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  • dappled

    I wonder if this question is asked because of the final episode of M*A*S*H or whether the final episode came from the question.

    The show has been over for decades so I guess I'm not generating spoilers when I say she smothered the baby. I'm afraid you'd have to.

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    • wigsplitz

      Awww FUCK, I just bought the complete series on DVD and was almost to the last episodes. Thanks a lot, jerk.

      ;)

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      • dappled

        Oh shush you, or I'll also tell you how the Korean War ended. :P

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