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Ladies if an average looking guy approached you while you were out on your daily routine, and tried to get you to hook up with him, what could he say or do in under 2 minutes that would get you too go and have sex with him?
| It could be done (comment how) | 13 | |
| He couldn't do it | 27 |
Why don't you just go pick up a crack whore, instead of bothering some strange girl on the street, if all you want is to masturbate into some woman's vagina?
For some reason, I am picturing a very sexually frustrated dude who looks similar to "comic book guy" on The Simpsons sitting here, typing this out like "I know this is how guys REALLY get laid, now I just wait for the answers to come to me...".
Look at this Skype video feed of your entire family in an undisclosed location. Have sex with me now or the men with the guns will kill them all.
Seriously the ? Was for women an to each there own. That's what this site is for right.
Why don't you ask a more sensible question like what could you say to keep me from pepper spraying you in the face?
I would if he gave me a copy of all of his security information- birth certificate, ss card, drivers license, car title, names and witness statements of his character from his closest kin and acquaintances (signed and notarized), bank account info etc. All of this must be legitimized. He needs to have a laptop handy, ready to perform a full background check and papers time stamped no less than 2 hours prior to prove he is std free. Somehow through all of this he must maintain a romantic atmosphere, create sexual tension and make me feel genuinely special, yet be blunt about his intentions toward casual sex. If he doesn't make me laugh - dealbreaker. Also I must be in a particularly rare capricious mood and very. very desperate. He must give off good vibes. There's more, I'm sure... Pumpkin spice frappe offering a big plus and I'll definitely need food afterward.
Yeah...it's highly unlikely...
There's lots of scenarios... he could grant all my magical wishes, kill or hurt someone if I don't..
Basically he'd have to either be a wizard, or a serial killer.