What weapons if any do you carry regularly?

I asked about this years ago and got a good response, wanted to ask again since I don't post enough.

Pocket Sand	3
Gun	7
Other	4
Flamethrower	0
I Don't Carry Anything	11
Sharpened Credit Card	0
I'm a Pacifist	1
Blackjack / Bludgeon	0
Stun gun / Taser	0
Nuclear Bomb	3
I am an Expert Fighter, My Hands & Feet are Weapons	3
Exploding Wallet to Hand to Mugger	1
Attack Dog (debatable if this is a weapon)	0
Pepper Spray	5
I live in a Shitty Country Where You Can't Defend Yourself	4
Ninja stuff (throwing stars or nunchucks or similar)	1
Needle Full of Knockout Drugs	0
Flare Gun	0
Knife	9
I'm a Hippie, I Only Carry Drugs	2

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Ennis_Delmar

4 years ago

Wtf.... where is the option for iorn maiden?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  In the hair metal section.
  
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charli.m

4 years ago

My brain.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  4 years ago
  
  Lose more fights then ya win, don't ya dip shit.
  
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  - charli.m
    
    4 years ago
    
    Oh...
    
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    Precious pumpkin...You really tried there, didn't you?
    
    Bless your heart.
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      4 years ago
      
      Haha
      
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Handyman

4 years ago

A pocket knife since I was about 12 years old, even though some activists see it as a dangerous weapon. A pistol when traveling out of town by car. F gunfree fanatics.

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Aterlierz

4 years ago

I carry a small spray bottle of water with me to school. Whenever somebody gets on my nerves I like to pray them and watch their reaction. Sometimes I bring the spray bottle of 3/4 water 1/4 chilli powder. But that’s only on special occasions.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Is this really a weapon or just an annoyance?
  
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  - Aterlierz
    
    4 years ago
    
    You’d be surprised at what it can actually do
    
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raisinbran

4 years ago

Rusty machete in my trunk.

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RoseIsabella

4 years ago

I used to carry a butterfly knife, I have most recently carried pepper spray, but the damn thing went off in my purse so I stopped carrying it. I also have a stun gun, but I don't really carry it.

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Tealights

4 years ago

I already carry a stun gun, I might just get a pistol next when I learn to aim better.

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- LloydAsher
  
  4 years ago
  
  Stun guns ain't 100% effective. If you ain't that accurate with a standard pistol then how about a birdshot shotgun pistol.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    4 years ago
    
    I had a friend with this crazy pistol that either took regular ammo or .410 shotshells. When we were shooting at the gravel pit with the other rednecks he'd use regular ammo but then he'd sneak in a .410, toss a bottle in the air and shoot it on the fly.
    
    It was hilarious to see the reactions of the locals thinking he'd shot the bottle with a single bullet and truth be told the guy had some major skills with a pistol because it's not easy even with a shotshell.
    
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  - Tealights
    
    4 years ago
    
    Ah, I shot my first shotgun a few weeks ago (boyfriend and I go on dates to the gun range lol). I absolutely loved it.
    
    I'm still a novice, but I think the issue I have is my grip is weak, because when guns are too heavy my hands drift from the kickback; but I noticed with guns I can press again my shoulder properly, my aim is accurate to the point I can successfully shoot the eyes off my paper targets. Or if the gun is light, my accuracy goes up some as well, but not as drastic as pressing it against my body.
    
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Feedthepony

4 years ago

A 'Great Two Handed Sword' simply the best , check out h3h3productions with same title for an informative hilarious video on YouTube.

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TerriAngel

4 years ago

All this, but I cant get on a plane with a toe nail clipper.

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  4 years ago
  
  If you tried clipping your toenails next to me on the plane I'd do my best terrorist impression pretty quick.
  
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Dot123

4 years ago

Not really a weapon but a pocketknife

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

I always have a knife on me, even sleep with it. Always prepared for ninja mode.

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JellyBeanBandit

4 years ago

Where's the "I'm not a psycho" option?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  "I don't carry anything"
  "I'm a pacifist"
  "I'm a hippie I only carry drugs"
  
  I'm sorry you don't care enough to defend yourself.
  
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  - JellyBeanBandit
    
    4 years ago
    
    Yeah I answered "I don't carry anything". I'm sorry you live in a country where everyone's walking around armed.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      Nah not everybody but most of the people who are you'd never know and are responsible with it.
      
      Why should I suffer because someone else wants to hurt me and can do so with impunity? Why should I lose my rights because someone else broke the law or might break the law?
      
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    - Jdlc
      
      4 years ago
      
      Read the morning paper Police blotter and find the answer why we are walking around armed
      
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LloydAsher

4 years ago

Is it weird that I have a personal dream to get a home defence cannon. Like a civil war era cannon just ready to fire at a minutes notice.

Oh shit someones breaking in! *giddy*

Burglar bust down the front door.

Me standing there with a lit fuse stick.

An hour later cops are cleaning up the remains of a would be robber.

It's nice to dream though.

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Clunk42

4 years ago

Does a flintlock pistol even count as a gun anymore?

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- LloydAsher
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yes according to the Democrats as the perfect self defence weapon.
  
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McBean

4 years ago

A weaponized fire extinguisher.

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- LloydAsher
  
  4 years ago
  
  Actually you can make a flame thrower using a leaf blower and flour. By flame thrower it's more of a consistent dust explosion that you are holding and controling.
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    4 years ago
    
    pressure warsher fulla diesel fuel works better
    
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      4 years ago
      
      Whew. Y'alls been spending too much time with the kinfolk again.
      
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Grunewald

4 years ago

Other than that...
Lots of ballpoint pens, whiteboard markers, textbooks and wads of photocopies. And a Bible and a bottle of patchouli essential oil.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Are you going to do a presentation about why you shouldn't be assaulted?
  
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  - Grunewald
    
    4 years ago
    
    No. But I might threaten a Friday night detention on anyone who tries.
    
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Grunewald

4 years ago

Classroom skeleton key. Run out the room and lock the door on the aggressor. He/she could be stuck in there for hours.

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- LloydAsher
  
  4 years ago
  
  Assuming the aggressor doesnt have a gun or large club or brute strength on thier side you are good.
  
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Doesnormalmatter

4 years ago

My stature is too intimidating for someone to make a move on me. I'd squash him flat.

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CozmoWank

4 years ago

A pointy stick and a box of Ex-Lax.

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Cuntsiclestick

4 years ago

Does a retractable utility knife count? I use it to cut boxes at work, but I take it everywhere.

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  4 years ago
  
  It worked for the 9-11 hijackers.
  
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megadriver

4 years ago

I don't have permission to carry, or even store any of my weapons in Germany. I would need to get a ton of documents done, pay an arm and a leg and generally make life harder for myself. So in Germany I don't carry weapons.

In Bulgaria, sometimes I carry my pistol for extra protection from gypsies, or fake police. That's only when I travel about more.

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Plainblocks2

4 years ago

Hmm yes, I often throw my attack dog around.

Jokes aside, I learned taekwondo back in summer 2016, so I at least have some defensive and offensive moves.

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- LloydAsher
  
  4 years ago
  
  Also known as a fur missle.
  
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

A McNuke.

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

None at the moment, however I do intend to purchase a tazer, a pocket knife, and a gun at some point. The first two will probably be in my bag regularly, while the gun I'd only take hiking.

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- LloydAsher
  
  4 years ago
  
  Why not a pocket pistol? 9mm great for self defence more bullets in a magazine than a 45 acp. Plus less recoil. All you got to do is mag dump if you want to make sure they are dead.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    Thanks. That sounds like it would be very good not only for convenience, but actually so that one shot would be less likely to kill an assailant.
    
    I don't really care if I kill someone who assaults me or invades my home for moral reasons, as they would have it coming imo, but legally speaking, it might be easier to defend injuring in self defense than killing in self defense.
    
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    - LloydAsher
      
      4 years ago
      
      You never know when firing a gun if it will injure or kill. You could get lucky or unlucky and instantly kill them.
      
      There have been times where people have taken a dozen shots and still are able to move (for a while but they can still beat/ kill you in that time)
      
      That's why if you fear for your life fire until you are satisfied with the results. People tend to get tunnel vision when it comes to fighting for their lives so its mostly played off as basic self defence in courts.
      
      I'm satisfied with the results if the person is on the ground and hands are visibly away from weapon. If not pointing the gun towards them until you feel safe is always an option. Fun tip if you hear sirens or an order put the gun on the ground so you dont get shot.
      
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      Depending on your state it's better to kill someone than injure them because dead people can't sue.
      
      Other states might prosecute for hitting an intruder in your home with a bat.
      
      In europe you'd be required by law to run away screaming and give an intruder your wallet and keys by law first.
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        4 years ago
        
        Okay. Also, no matter how many times I hear about the weapons and self defense laws in certain European countries, it never fails to make my blood boil. Imo, defense of self and property from aggressors should be an basic, inalienable right. All responsibility falls on the person who started shit.
        
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Lonelywitch

4 years ago

Pepper spray, knife/my throwing knives

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- LloydAsher
  
  4 years ago
  
  Pepper spray dont do shit to those who are determined enough. As a guy who's been pepper sprayed in training.
  
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  - Lonelywitch
    
    4 years ago
    
    Yeah but it would still maybe give me an advantage, if anything to stall them
    
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    - LloydAsher
      
      4 years ago
      
      Guns are effective. Pull out a gun and they will run... or fire back. That's why you should be the first one to shoot in those situations.
      
      Knife throwing is really nech though isnt it. I mean yeah you could ninja them or you could just use the knife like a normal person which unless you were trained to combat this you dont go near the person.
      Theres a reason why the effective range of a knife is 20-25ft (it's not because of throwing) it's because you can close the distance pretty easily.
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Do you practice throwing the knives?
  
  I was good at this when I was a teen but I'm out of practice.
  
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  - Lonelywitch
    
    4 years ago
    
    Yeah I am, I just do it randomly but it’s fun
    
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

Hatchet

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- LloydAsher
  
  4 years ago
  
  Ha you will be swinging your axe and then... pocket sand.
  
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azithromycin

4 years ago

sometimes an ice pick.

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  4 years ago
  
  Very mafia. Much Cosa Nostra.
  
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