What was the worst response?

What was the worst response you've ever gotten to the words "I love you!"?

Never said those words in my life 47
"Yeah, sure, whatever..." 20
Other (Add a comment) 21
"Everybody loves me!" 14
"I don't care!" 11
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  • flutterhigh

    "I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!"

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    • Happygogolucky

      Love that response. xD

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    • Allistalla

      LOL Oh dear god XD

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      • flutterhigh

        Why did you just comment ten times on a seven month old story?

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        • NeuroNeptunian

          You've noticed it too?

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  • Scarecr0w

    "WOOF"

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  • Darkoil

    Drunken me - "I love you"
    Girl - "What's my name?"
    Drunken me - "Ummmm I can't remember"

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    • Allistalla

      LOL XD oh thats just sad .

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  • XxBlackSheepxX

    "it puts the lotion on its skin...."

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    • Allistalla

      awwww dude thats a sick one XD Hannabal lector .

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  • i love me too

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  • lol

    Her: I love you.
    Me: I don't blame you.

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  • Hmmaybe

    Hasn't spoken to me in 8 months since I said it :(.

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    • Allistalla

      awwwww I feel so bad for you I will give you internet hug * hugs * .

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  • equanimity

    "Thank you."

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  • Garglemysac

    Money can't buy you love, but I will stay if you have another $100.

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  • ForgetWeMet

    Me: I love you
    Him: *GASP* Do you kiss your mom with those lips???

    Me: ... ?

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    Me: I love you
    Him: "What song is that from??"

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    Me: I love you
    Him "Everybody loves me, you aint fuckin with my dougie!"

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    Me: I love you
    Him: hmm, what you say?

    -.- ....

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  • anti-hero

    Her: I love you.

    Me: But why???

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    • Allistalla

      her response : I always wanted to meet a English man

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      • anti-hero

        You think I am English?

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  • Jeshua

    Me: I Love You

    Her: Really? Take me to the store please I'm hungry,and can you rub my back till I fall asleep.

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  • I don't say 'I love you' to anyone else besides immediate family. When others said that to me its like:

    Them: I love you
    Me: Uhhhheeerrrr...*social awkwardness kicks in*

    If its someone that I've never even met or talked to for only like a week, then I'll just say:
    "You haven't met my dark side so thats impossible."

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  • I have GIVE the responce...SUCK MY DICK!!!

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  • SoccerStud88

    haha some hot chick said this to me and I was like "I love me too" :)

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    • anti-hero

      Sure.

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  • lalaaa

    :-} i love you
    ;-] i love you too
    :- { nooo...i was joking
    :- / ohhh...me too...
    :-} fiuuuusss!! thats good!!!

    :- l

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    • Allistalla

      Wtfreak so jacked up !

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  • dinz

    Me: "I love you"
    Her: "Hunny I don't feel like sex tonight"
    Me: *Sighs*

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  • blueizbabe07

    Me: I think i love you....
    Him: Do i have to say something now??
    :(

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    • Allistalla

      LOL no no not at all * walks out the door " and thats how that would end .

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  • nondanta

    "I need to think before I give you an answer." This was it.

    Never said I love you lightly.

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  • milkymum

    me - want to fuck me
    guy - no cos your a slut

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    • tonsoffun300zx

      that had nothing to do with i love you. FAIL!!!

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  • rockie2014

    Me: I love you
    Them: Um, no you don't

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    lol it's ok though, turns out they'd say it back in a few minutes :)

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    • Allistalla

      No you dont ?
      who are you to decide what they feel .

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  • Noonesperfect

    Me: I love you.
    Her: tits or gtfo.

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  • mizeka

    I have never said those words.

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  • PumpkinKate

    Best response I ever got was "I know" complete with a Harrison Ford-like smolder...

    My ex always used to say "You betta!" and then we'd sing The Who...

    Worst response was probably "Yeah, well, not enough to ______" (the blank being something about not making a mistake I had made)

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    • Who_Fan4Life

      The Who!?!?

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      • PumpkinKate

        You better you bet!

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  • Allistalla

    I got this response after I was raped ..OO

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