What was the weirdest thing you stepped on?

Whether it's a place, person, or thing, what is the weirdest thing you stepped on?

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chained_rage

8 years ago

a Jehovah's witness

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[Old Memory]

8 years ago

Dog shit

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KingRabbit

8 years ago

I'd be more concerned with what you cannot identify.

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RoseIsabella

8 years ago

Once when I was a teenager I was out on my back patio smoking a cigarette and I conveniently forgot that I wasn't wearing shoes then I stepped on my cigarette butt to put it out.
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- Shackleford96
  
  8 years ago
  
  Damn, you're a total badass!
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    8 years ago
    
    Thanks, it was painful, but over before I realized what I had done..
    
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    - Shackleford96
      
      8 years ago
      
      Anyone see you do it? Bet they got scared real quick if they did :P
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        8 years ago
        
        I can't remember is my friend was there or heard me on the phone, but I'm pretty sure he laughed about it.
        
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- gloryholeflasher
  
  8 years ago
  
  If I saw a girl do that I would think "that's one tough broad, I better watch my step around her"!
  
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Ace9

8 years ago

A chick. I mean literally :| a baby chicken (if that makes sense...) and I had no shoes on, on a metal floor. lol somehow it managed to survive and I managed to stop having nightmares about a chick army trying to avenge their injured sister... or brother... I mean it was fairly difficult to say.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  I almost sat on a rat. Thank God! I don't think I could live with that on my conscious.
  
  I also used to have nightmares about baby white mice who were lost or in trouble, and I would hear them scream and cry. It would really shake me up inside.
  
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  - Ace9
    
    8 years ago
    
    OMFG, it may not seem weird now that I'm reading it... but I'm pretty sure I'll be waaaay more open minded when they wake me up at 3 a.m O_O
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      8 years ago
      
      How so? I'm curious, don't cha know.
      
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      - Ace9
        
        8 years ago
        
        U're nightmare... it's stuck in my head, girl O_O can't stop thinkin about it. FML.
        
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        RoseIsabella
        
        8 years ago
        
        Try to think of happy and safe domestic rodents, that's what I did.
        
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iEatZombies_

8 years ago

Well I think we can all agree that the weirdest feeling thing you can step on is dog poop. Have you ever stepped on dog poop bare footed? Not a nice feeling.

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mystery7

8 years ago

A scorpion... and i'm a friggin scorpio

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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  That's actually a quite common occurrence here in Las Vegas.
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  - mystery7
    
    8 years ago
    
    ouch! A scorpion sting feels like someone holding a burning cigarette to your skin for 3 hours
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      8 years ago
      
      Did you seek medical attention?
      
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      - mystery7
        
        8 years ago
        
        At the time I was traveling alone in West Africa when I got stung. I asked a local African guy about it and he thought people usually died from scorpion stings! I decided to sit it out as I felt ok. Must have been one of the not so poisonous ones.
        
        I was ok apart from feeling a little unwell the next day.
        cheers
        
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        RoseIsabella
        
        8 years ago
        
        We have some little blind colored ones here that are quite poisonous. A thing about scorpions is the bigger the pinchers and the smaller the tail the less poisonous they are and vice versa
        
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spoopyloser

8 years ago

i stepped on a god damn juggalo. i went to the walking dead convention and twiztid was there (i got autographs and a picture with them heck yeah) and outside their booth there was some guy with clown face lying on the ground with like 4 empty monster cans next to him. i was looking at my phone and wasnt expecting a dude to be passed out on the floor in the middle on a busy con lol

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TrustMeImLying

8 years ago

A firework. Willingly. Dumb times.

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despuit

8 years ago

Weirdest thing? Maybe a light bulb, why would that be on the floor right? Yesterday I was walking on glass for a few hours never noticed till blood started pooling. (forgot need to re-mop, the blood was so piled up there it was left on the floor after I mopped the first time .. damnit going to bed will do it in the morning) Yesterday was another one of those days, I have gashes in my finger, bloody knuckles and just lil cuts all over in the weirdest places. I don't notice pain easily and it is from stupid things. I think the gashes in my finger is from slapping a street sign... seriously SMH.

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Arm0se

8 years ago

I stepped on the worst thing of all... A 1x1 Lego... The consequences were disastrous. Not only did BOTH my legs have to be amputated, but my arms as well. They thought that would be enough, but they said I needed a full body transplant. When I saw my old body.... *shivers*... Hhhuhuh...A> SDn AKJD! The injuries are too horrible to describe. I still have nightmares.

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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  8 years ago
  
  You're a Lego person?!
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  - Arm0se
    
    8 years ago
    
    No sorry XD
    
    There's a meme where the most painful thing you could step on is a stray Lego hidden in the carpet. I was just trying to make it even more ridicules.
    
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shuggy-chan

8 years ago

Not the weirdest but one of the suckish was a clay patch in the sand at the beach and it stole my shoe

Slooock, gahhh my shoe!

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dirtybirdy

8 years ago

I stepped on a huge slug when I was little. I had bare feet and was so skeeved out.

In the last year or so I seem to step on my hair a lot. Damn it all.

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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  8 years ago
  
  Are that you in your current profile pic? You have beautiful eyes.
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    8 years ago
    
    Yes ma'am, tis a birdys eye view. Thank you very much :D
    
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    - Cuntsiclestick
      
      8 years ago
      
      You're welcome.
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    8 years ago
    
    She does!
    
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- Shackleford96
  
  8 years ago
  
  Your hair is so long that you step on it?
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    8 years ago
    
    It falls between my upper thighs and calves so when I lean or squat to pick something up, it often gets under my foot :(
    
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    - Shackleford96
      
      8 years ago
      
      Ouch! :)
      
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- shuggy-chan
  
  8 years ago
  
  Birdy oh birdy let down your hair
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    8 years ago
    
    Oh ya! Time to get Tangled!
    
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poetbookker

8 years ago

I stepped on a frog once, scared the shit outta me. I felt guilty, but it hopped away. Whew!

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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  Whew! Thank God, I love frogs! As Bugs says, "frogs are friends".
  
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

8 years ago

i actually hadta use the brake pedal the other day

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- Ace9
  
  8 years ago
  
  It happens to the best of us.
  
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Meditated

8 years ago

A frog.
Killed it
Sooooooo digusting bruhhh
Later discovered a pond down the road from where it happened w/ loads of frogs in it.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  Poor froggy.
  
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Walk

8 years ago

i had a pet fish when i was 7 and it jumped out of the bowl and i stepped on it

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Shackleford96

8 years ago

When I went to the beach, I stepped on quite a few weird things in the water. Many of them were alive.

The weirdest was probably a stingray hiding in the sand I guess.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  I love stingrays. RIP Steve Irwin.
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- Meditated
  
  8 years ago
  
  and ur not dead..... how??
  
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  - Shackleford96
    
    8 years ago
    
    http://animals.howstuffworks.com/fish/stingray.htm
    
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